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Spivs (2004)

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Jack, Steve and Goat are East-End Spivs. They spend their time wheeling and dealing wherever and whenever they can. It's not until Jack and the others get involved with a guy called Villa, ... See full summary »

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Jenny
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Auntie Vee
Chooye Bay ...
Japanese man (as Chooi Beh)
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Nigel's secretary
Cavan Clerkin ...
Bob
Shane Davey ...
Ice Skater
Jack Dee ...
Nigel
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Uncle Frank
Glenn Durfort ...
Glenn
Neil Edmond ...
Observant Waiter
Stephen Evans ...
Park Attendant
Julia Hargesheimer ...
Teenage Safe House Girl
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O'Brien
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Villa's Associate #1
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Jack, Steve and Goat are East-End Spivs. They spend their time wheeling and dealing wherever and whenever they can. It's not until Jack and the others get involved with a guy called Villa, and they are landed with a big payday they have been waiting for, when they realise what a mess they are into. At the back of the lorry they have smuggled goods in, they find illigal immegrants. Most of them escape but they are left with 2 kids; a boy and a girl, and have to decide what to do with them...Are they going to look after them and feed them, clothe them, love them, etc. or are they going to leave them on the streets of East-End London. Written by CarnabyFilms

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Jenny: You fancy me.
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Spoofs Only Fools and Horses.... (1981) See more »

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Truly terrible, a total waste of time
17 December 2006 | by (Eel Pie Island) – See all my reviews

This film breaks Rule One: the audience MUST care about the characters. Nobody introduces us to the puppets, we don't know who they are, what makes them tick, where they're coming from, where they want to go, NOTHING. The director simply throws them into action and expects us to worry about what happens next and to be bothered enough to listen to their very badly spoken lines. (Each line in a picture like this costs on average about UKP2,000, so every time one of these second-raters tosses off a line we can't quite catch they are burning 20 big ones for the producer. Nice going, fellas!) The producer of this half-baked turkey should be talking to one of the decent script development shops in London next time. They'll run him through the ABC of movies and how to make them work. Then, at least he won't make another stinker to add to the incredibly long list of indescribable stinkers the UK so-called "movie industry" has turned out over the last few years. Don't waste five minutes of your life viewing this badly conceived, poorly executed effort at entertainment. Read a book instead.


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