- Charlene: [first lines; as Cathy tries on a swimsuit behind a fitting room curtain] You can do it, Cathy! Think of the white beaches! Think of the *men*!
- Cathy Andrews: [behind the curtain] I'm going with Irving, Charlene.
- Charlene: Hey, is it my fault you're going to a singles' resort with a boyfriend? I'll be spending *my* vacation cleaning my storage room. Think of romping through the *waves*!
- Cathy Andrews: Romping?
- [pants twice]
- Cathy Andrews: In this? I wouldn't even sit up in public in this.
- Charlene: [pulling the curtain back to see Cathy's yellow swimsuit] Let's see!
- [they scream in fright]
- Charlene: [as her and Cathy's plane approaches Passion Paradise] Passion Paradise: a haven for affluent young singles seeking an exotic alternative to the phony health club scene.
- Cathy Andrews: I just wanna forget about work, forget about men.
- Charlene: [as the plane starts to land and touch down] Moonlight luau! Moonlight clambake! A private landing strip outside the main massage hut!
- Cathy Andrews: [as she exits the plane] I just wanna forget about...
- Charlene: [joyfully exiting the plane and seeing a crowd cheering and greeting them] Men, men, men!
- Cathy Andrews: The men here look a little young, Charlene.
- Swim & Sun Clerk: [approaching the fitting room where Cathy is trying on a seemingly too small swimsuit] Did you need a larger size?
- Cathy Andrews: I want the name and phone number of the lunatic who designed this bathing suit.
- Charlene: Come on, Cathy, we still have to get back to the office.
- Swim & Sun Clerk: [collecting other swimsuits from the fitting room] Maybe something from the mature suit rack?
- Cathy Andrews: [sternly] I want the past criminal record of the maniac who designed the waist-high leg hole!
- Swim & Sun Clerk: Something with a little--skirt?
- Cathy Andrews: [explosively tearing off her swimsuit back into her work suit, then handing the torn swimsuit fragments to the clerk] These repulsive scraps of polyester are an insult to the human form!
- Swim & Sun Clerk: That will be 58.95.
- Cathy Andrews: [smiling calmly] It was worth it.