Now that he's suing me for $5 million because he says he's proved that he is not the love child of an orangutan...
...Donald Trump must learn two things: what a joke is and what a contract is.
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Now, let me catch you up on all the... how all this got started. During the last week of the presidential campaign last year, Donald Trump, who previously had been a one-issue candidate obsessed with Obama's birth certificate, announced that he would give $5 ...