Teacher's Pet (2004)
Spot/Scott: What is it with this family and singing? I'm starting to feel a little VonTrapped.
Mr. Jolly: AAAAAIE. It's a monster. It's hideous.
Pretty Boy: It's just your reflection.
Mr. Jolly: Oh... AAAAAIE.
Pretty Boy: Well, I wanna be a rooster in a hen house, but I just don't see it happening. Isn't that right, Mr. Jolly?
Mr. Jolly: It's too early in the morning for hypothetical discussion, but since you brought it up... you? A rooster?
Pretty Boy: Florida, Schmorida! It's just Jersey with palm trees!
Mr. Jolly: Well, I suppose most people don't arrive by garbage truck.
Ivan Krank: Oh, haven't you heard, my good man? Nature is dead! Science is king!
Mr. Jolly: Oh, that is just wrong on so many levels.
Spot/Scott: I had to come. I had to be with you. And I needed a ride to Florida for my own self-serving reasons, but why spoil a beautiful moment.
Mr. Jolly: Outside? But I'm an indoor cat. I'm afraid of the outside.
[Upon receiving an attendance medal]
Spot/Scott: Thank you, Mrs. Helperman. This is just the thing to go with my Science medal, my Math medal, and my Sports medal. Not to mention my medal for self-esteem.