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Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)

Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Tim Gerstmar ...
Red / CoconutHeadFaceMan / Mother Nefarious / Thierry Toole
Geoff Mosher ...
Baron Nefarious
Pippi Zornoza ...
Violet
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Stavros
Hasil Adkins ...
Himself
Jennifer K. Beal ...
Shannon Maldonato
Sadie Blades ...
Nikki Maldonato
Zhana LaRenard ...
Britney Maldonato
Joe James ...
Officer Konash (as Joe James)
Sandra Kennedy ...
Super Inga
Lon E. Plynton ...
Barundeb Duttah
Doug Williams ...
Kid Fantastico
Llama Dick ...
Hell Island Field Worker
Scott Horsley ...
Hell Island Field Worker / Zombie
Jesse Myers ...
Hell Island Field Worker
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Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning everyone into mindless zombie slaves! The story may sound familiar, but trust us, you've never seen anything like this! Written by Anonymous

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The World's First EVER Serial Killer Superhero Rock'n'Roll Zombie Road Movie Romance


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Jamie Gillis's last film. See more »

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Sweden is not an island. See more »

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Violet: Do you know what I love?
Red: [excited] Rubber dicks?
Violet: Well yes, but that's not what I was going to say...
Red: [still excited] Rubber dicks slathered to the hilt with peanut butter?
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References Friday the 13th Part III (1982) See more »

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Drinking Song
Written by Smokey Miles (as Count Smokula)
Performed by Smokey Miles (as Count Smokula)
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Just cheap and boring
22 January 2007 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This movie is just amateur incompetence, not only in the way it looks (which I can forgive) but also in the acting, writing and the whole concept behind it. It's just stupid. Not campy, quirky, or even slightly clever or slightly interesting.

As anyone knows who rents a movie like this, there are dozens of excellent, cheap and hilarious zombie movies, made by people with an actual sense of humor. See, for example, Tokyo Zombie. That was a hilarious experience. Don't torture yourself with this worthless movie. It looks like something that was made just for the "buddies" of the people in it, and I'm sure they find it brilliant to watch themselves pretend to act, but the result does not need a wider release.


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