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Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Tim Gerstmar ...
Red / CoconutHeadFaceMan / Mother Nefarious / Thierry Toole
Geoff Mosher ...
Baron Nefarious
Pippi Zornoza ...
Violet
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Stavros
Hasil Adkins ...
Himself
Jennifer K. Beal ...
Shannon Maldonato
Sadie Blades ...
Nikki Maldonato
Zhana LaRenard ...
Britney Maldonato
Joe James ...
Officer Konash (as Joe James)
Sandra Kennedy ...
Super Inga
Lon E. Plynton ...
Barundeb Duttah
Doug Williams ...
Kid Fantastico
Llama Dick ...
Hell Island Field Worker
Scott Horsley ...
Hell Island Field Worker / Zombie
Jesse Myers ...
Hell Island Field Worker
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Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning everyone into mindless zombie slaves! The story may sound familiar, but trust us, you've never seen anything like this! Written by Anonymous

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The World's First EVER Serial Killer Superhero Rock'n'Roll Zombie Road Movie Romance


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Editor Daniel Strange cut this film to fulfill his end of a bet made with director Caleb Emerson while the two were in film school together. Strange and Emerson hated each other (and claim to hate each other to this day). In an attempt to jinx each other they made an agreement that if Strange got funding for a feature film first that Caleb would have to do the special effects, and if Caleb got funding for his feature first that Strange would have to edit it gratis. The two never spoke throughout the process of editing this feature film; they communicated to each other only through notes, emails and messages relayed by assistant editor Paul Nadjmabadi. See more »

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Violet: Do you know what I love?
Red: [excited] Rubber dicks?
Violet: Well yes, but that's not what I was going to say...
Red: [still excited] Rubber dicks slathered to the hilt with peanut butter?
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References Sanford and Son (1972) See more »

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Drinking Song
Written by Smokey Miles (as Count Smokula)
Performed by Smokey Miles (as Count Smokula)
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What about the blue smoke?
6 April 2006 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I saw this movie during a screening in Providence and have been unable to get it out of my head. This leads to unpleasant situations in public places, where I will think of something from the movie and start laughing like a maniac much to the distress of those around me.

This movie starts off by introducing us to the unusual world of a serial killer with a heart gold named Red Toole. He enjoys killing hippies, wearing costumes made of human flesh and spending quality time at home with his wife Violet.

When Violet is kidnapped by a deformed Mad Scientist named Baron Nefarious, Red sets out on a thoroughly bizarre journey in hopes of getting her back.

That is more or less the plot, but how Red gets from point A to point B is so funny and ridiculous that it wouldn't do it justice to try and explain it here. This is one you have to see for yourself.

If I were an unoriginal S.O.B. I'd say this movie was like Airplane meets The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. But I'm not and besides that would probably make you think of the Scary Movie series and this is nothing like those lame flicks. Sadly, I am not as clever as the makers of this film so I will have to say this movie is kind of like a cross between Top Secret and Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, except with more fish monsters and naked zombie girls.

When I grow up I want to be Red Toole or president, maybe both. I love this movie, you will too. If you don't then there is obviously something wrong with you.


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