Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)

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Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the... See full summary »


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Cast overview, first billed only:
Tim Gerstmar ...
Red / CoconutHeadFaceMan / Mother Nefarious / Thierry Toole
Geoff Mosher ...
Baron Nefarious
Pippi Zornoza ...
Hasil Adkins ...
Jennifer K. Beal ...
Shannon Maldonato
Sadie Blades ...
Nikki Maldonato
Zhana LaRenard ...
Britney Maldonato
Officer Konash (as Joe James)
Sandra Kennedy ...
Super Inga
Lon E. Plynton ...
Barundeb Duttah
Doug Williams ...
Kid Fantastico
Llama Dick ...
Hell Island Field Worker
Scott Horsley ...
Hell Island Field Worker / Zombie
Jesse Myers ...
Hell Island Field Worker


Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning everyone into mindless zombie slaves! The story may sound familiar, but trust us, you've never seen anything like this! Written by Anonymous

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis


The World's First EVER Serial Killer Superhero Rock'n'Roll Zombie Road Movie Romance

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February 2005 (USA)  »

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$150,000 (estimated)

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Editor Daniel Strange cut this film to fulfill his end of a bet made with director Caleb Emerson while the two were in film school together. Strange and Emerson hated each other (and claim to hate each other to this day). In an attempt to jinx each other they made an agreement that if Strange got funding for a feature film first that Caleb would have to do the special effects, and if Caleb got funding for his feature first that Strange would have to edit it gratis. The two never spoke throughout the process of editing this feature film; they communicated to each other only through notes, emails and messages relayed by assistant editor Paul Nadjmabadi. See more »


On a map showing where Hell Island is, the Bermuda Triangle is shown to the west of South America, when it is actually northeast, the 3 points being Miami, Bermuda, and Puerto Rico. See more »


Violet: Do you know what I love?
Red: [excited] Rubber dicks?
Violet: Well yes, but that's not what I was going to say...
Red: [still excited] Rubber dicks slathered to the hilt with peanut butter?
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References Friday the 13th Part III (1982) See more »


Why Didn't You Tell Me You Were Dead?
Written by Bob Gampert (with Jeff Jacques, Patrick Moynihan, Doug Melanson)
Performed by Gimantis
(closing credits feature song)
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pretty great
26 February 2008 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Sure, it's got it's faults, but this movie was pretty farking great. Totally original which is more than you can say for most movies. Funny, silly and while the subject matter and jokes are not taken seriously the film making is. It looks good, it moves...a lot of care went in. Too bad this movie seems to get lumped in with a lot of no budget shot on camcorder garbage. 10 years from now people will still be watching this movie (I know I will). It's a great DVD too...good commentary, funny behind the scenes featurette and some weird music videos. Sure, a lot of people will not like this movie. Movies that everyone likes usually have one major problem: they're bland. If there's on this this movie is NOT is bland.

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