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Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Tim Gerstmar ...
Red / CoconutHeadFaceMan / Mother Nefarious / Thierry Toole
Geoff Mosher ...
Baron Nefarious
Pippi Zornoza ...
Violet
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Stavros
Hasil Adkins ...
Himself
Jennifer K. Beal ...
Shannon Maldonato
Sadie Blades ...
Nikki Maldonato
Zhana LaRenard ...
Britney Maldonato
Joe James ...
Officer Konash (as Joe James)
Sandra Kennedy ...
Super Inga
Lon E. Plynton ...
Barundeb Duttah
Doug Williams ...
Kid Fantastico
Llama Dick ...
Hell Island Field Worker
Scott Horsley ...
Hell Island Field Worker / Zombie
Jesse Myers ...
Hell Island Field Worker
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Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning everyone into mindless zombie slaves! The story may sound familiar, but trust us, you've never seen anything like this! Written by Anonymous

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The World's First EVER Serial Killer Superhero Rock'n'Roll Zombie Road Movie Romance


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Trivia

Editor Daniel Strange cut this film to fulfill his end of a bet made with director Caleb Emerson while the two were in film school together. Strange and Emerson hated each other (and claim to hate each other to this day). In an attempt to jinx each other they made an agreement that if Strange got funding for a feature film first that Caleb would have to do the special effects, and if Caleb got funding for his feature first that Strange would have to edit it gratis. The two never spoke throughout the process of editing this feature film; they communicated to each other only through notes, emails and messages relayed by assistant editor Paul Nadjmabadi. See more »

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On a map showing where Hell Island is, the Bermuda Triangle is shown to the west of South America, when it is actually northeast, the 3 points being Miami, Bermuda, and Puerto Rico. See more »

Quotes

Violet: Do you know what I love?
Red: [excited] Rubber dicks?
Violet: Well yes, but that's not what I was going to say...
Red: [still excited] Rubber dicks slathered to the hilt with peanut butter?
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Referenced in Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006) See more »

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Evil Eye
Written by John Kozik and Gein
Performed by Phantom Creeps
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I should have known before the opening credits were over...
18 March 2010 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

that this film was not worth wasting my time on. I can't even give one good reason why anyone should ever even think about viewing it. It does have gore and nudity, but even that isn't worth a peek. Does it have acting? Sure it does...but my dog could do better. Hell, even Porn Stars act better than this! As bad as this film is, I still give it a 2 because truth is...I've seen worse. If you want to watch a no-budget, bad-acting, much funnier zombie flick, then I suggest you watch REDNECK ZOMBIES instead. Die You Bastard Film, Die! ...and the music is terrible. If I hear "Die You Zombie Bastards" yelled one more time by whoever it is that is trying to sing, I'm gonna punch a hole in my TV. Avoid this film at all costs!


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