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Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Tim Gerstmar ...
Red / CoconutHeadFaceMan / Mother Nefarious / Thierry Toole
Geoff Mosher ...
Baron Nefarious
Pippi Zornoza ...
Violet
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Stavros
Hasil Adkins ...
Himself
Jennifer K. Beal ...
Shannon Maldonato
Sadie Blades ...
Nikki Maldonato
Zhana LaRenard ...
Britney Maldonato
Joe James ...
Officer Konash (as Joe James)
Sandra Kennedy ...
Super Inga
Lon E. Plynton ...
Barundeb Duttah
Doug Williams ...
Kid Fantastico
Llama Dick ...
Hell Island Field Worker
Scott Horsley ...
Hell Island Field Worker / Zombie
Jesse Myers ...
Hell Island Field Worker
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Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning everyone into mindless zombie slaves! The story may sound familiar, but trust us, you've never seen anything like this! Written by Anonymous

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The World's First EVER Serial Killer Superhero Rock'n'Roll Zombie Road Movie Romance


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Editor Daniel Strange cut this film to fulfill his end of a bet made with director Caleb Emerson while the two were in film school together. Strange and Emerson hated each other (and claim to hate each other to this day). In an attempt to jinx each other they made an agreement that if Strange got funding for a feature film first that Caleb would have to do the special effects, and if Caleb got funding for his feature first that Strange would have to edit it gratis. The two never spoke throughout the process of editing this feature film; they communicated to each other only through notes, emails and messages relayed by assistant editor Paul Nadjmabadi. See more »

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On a map showing where Hell Island is, the Bermuda Triangle is shown to the west of South America, when it is actually northeast, the 3 points being Miami, Bermuda, and Puerto Rico. See more »

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Violet: Do you know what I love?
Red: [excited] Rubber dicks?
Violet: Well yes, but that's not what I was going to say...
Red: [still excited] Rubber dicks slathered to the hilt with peanut butter?
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References Friday the 13th Part III (1982) See more »

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Evil Eye
Written by John Kozik and Gein
Performed by Phantom Creeps
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Fairly entertaining.
10 May 2012 | by (Canada) – See all my reviews

Deliberately off the wall and over the top goof ball comedy suffers from what has been described to this viewer as the "trying too hard" syndrome. In this case, the makers of the film are trying too hard to aspire to Troma-esque heights of lunacy and create an instant cult sort of film. When it comes right down to it, this movie goes on a little too long and gets too tiresome at times. It's awfully crude and immature - there's more than enough penis jokes on hand - but then, one has to assume that that was the whole point. All things considered, "Die You Zombie Bastards!" is still a reasonable amount of fun, and gets by on its incredible enthusiasm and fearlessness, as it adopts a "let's throw all kinds of stuff at the wall and see what sticks" approach. It *does* feature some appreciably wacky ideas, as a highly unlikely "hero" named Red (Tim Gerstmar) finds that his wife Violet (Pippi Zornoza) has been abducted by a scheming villain appropriately named Don Nefarious (Geoff Mosher), who's constructed a diabolical machine dubbed the EnormoZombotron that turns unlucky schmucks into pink haired, green skinned zombies. Unfortunately, one thing that happens here is that the movie gets a little repetitive as Red has one encounter after another, as each supposedly helpful individual he meets refers him to another person. Still, there are some fun character moments spread throughout. Sandra Kennedy is particularly delicious as Super Inga. Some schlock fans watching should note the generous dose of bare female flesh on display. The eclectic soundtrack includes a number of entertaining alternative artists, with Paul Leary of The Butthole Surfers prominently featured; rockabilly artist Hasil Adkins plays himself in the movie, and is a hoot, even when his dialogue gets incoherent. In a special guest star role is porn legend Jamie Gillis, in the role of Stavros, making his last appearance in a feature film. Makeup and visual effects are strictly of the aggressively tacky and therefore highly amusing variety. Not that any of us would expect much else from a movie with this title, anyway. With nods to "Clash of the Titans" and "Jaws" along the way, "Die You Zombie Bastards!" isn't as fun as this viewer would have liked, but is also pretty hard to dislike. At least it goes all out for an "everything and the kitchen sink" style finale. Just don't take the title too literally and expect much in the way of actual zombies. Troma boss Lloyd Kaufman is actually featured as the announcer of the game show. Six out of 10.


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