Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)Part shock-packed horror film, part madcap comedy, and part romantic road movie, DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS... See full synopsis » Director:Caleb Emerson |
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Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)Part shock-packed horror film, part madcap comedy, and part romantic road movie, DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS... See full synopsis » Director:Caleb Emerson |
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Tim Gerstmar | ... |
Red /
CoconutHeadFaceMan /
Mother Nefarious /
Thierry Toole
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Geoff Mosher | ... |
Baron Nefarious
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Pippi Zornoza | ... |
Violet
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Stavros
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Hasil Adkins | ... |
Himself
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Jennifer K. Beal | ... |
Shannon Maldonato
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Sadie Blades | ... |
Nikki Maldonato
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Zhana LaRenard | ... |
Britney Maldonato
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Joseph James | ... |
Officer Konash
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Sandra Kennedy | ... |
Super Inga
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Lon E. Plynton | ... |
Barundeb Duttah
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Doug Williams | ... |
Kid Fantastico
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Llama Dick | ... |
Hell Island Field Worker
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Scott Horsley | ... |
Hell Island Field Worker /
Zombie
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Jesse Myers | ... |
Hell Island Field Worker
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Part shock-packed horror film, part madcap comedy, and part romantic road movie, DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS... See full synopsis »
that this film was not worth wasting my time on. I can't even give one good reason why anyone should ever even think about viewing it. It does have gore and nudity, but even that isn't worth a peek. Does it have acting? Sure it does...but my dog could do better. Hell, even Porn Stars act better than this! As bad as this film is, I still give it a 2 because truth is...I've seen worse. If you want to watch a no-budget, bad-acting, much funnier zombie flick, then I suggest you watch REDNECK ZOMBIES instead. Die You Bastard Film, Die! ...and the music is terrible. If I hear "Die You Zombie Bastards" yelled one more time by whoever it is that is trying to sing, I'm gonna punch a hole in my TV. Avoid this film at all costs!