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Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Tim Gerstmar ...
Red / CoconutHeadFaceMan / Mother Nefarious / Thierry Toole
Geoff Mosher ...
Baron Nefarious
Pippi Zornoza ...
Violet
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Stavros
Hasil Adkins ...
Himself
Jennifer K. Beal ...
Shannon Maldonato
Sadie Blades ...
Nikki Maldonato
Zhana LaRenard ...
Britney Maldonato
Joe James ...
Officer Konash (as Joe James)
Sandra Kennedy ...
Super Inga
Lon E. Plynton ...
Barundeb Duttah
Doug Williams ...
Kid Fantastico
Llama Dick ...
Hell Island Field Worker
Scott Horsley ...
Hell Island Field Worker / Zombie
Jesse Myers ...
Hell Island Field Worker
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Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning everyone into mindless zombie slaves! The story may sound familiar, but trust us, you've never seen anything like this! Written by Anonymous

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The World's First EVER Serial Killer Superhero Rock'n'Roll Zombie Road Movie Romance


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Jamie Gillis's last film. See more »

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Sweden is not an island. See more »

Quotes

Violet: Do you know what I love?
Red: [excited] Rubber dicks?
Violet: Well yes, but that's not what I was going to say...
Red: [still excited] Rubber dicks slathered to the hilt with peanut butter?
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Spoofs Clash of the Titans (1981) See more »

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Die You Zombie Bastards
Written by Smokey Miles (as Count Smokula)
Performed by Smokey Miles (as Count Smokula)
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How bad can one movie suck
28 May 2011 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I would go 0 for a rating if the site would let me. The English language does not contain the words to describe how bad the film is. This high school film (what it looks like at least) is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Honestly the first 10 minutes of the film started out looking kind of funny like the flash back scenes from Men in Black. Then I realized it was the actual movie. There are like 3-4 zombies that answer to a zombie master, the scene changes are incoherent at best, and the dialogue is terrible. Save the hour and a half, or what ever time you don't waste while not skipping ahead and go watch something else. This one sucks. I write these to save you the trouble and your time.


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