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Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Tim Gerstmar ...
Red / CoconutHeadFaceMan / Mother Nefarious / Thierry Toole
Geoff Mosher ...
Baron Nefarious
Pippi Zornoza ...
Violet
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Stavros
Hasil Adkins ...
Himself
Jennifer K. Beal ...
Shannon Maldonato
Sadie Blades ...
Nikki Maldonato
Zhana LaRenard ...
Britney Maldonato
Joe James ...
Officer Konash (as Joe James)
Sandra Kennedy ...
Super Inga
Lon E. Plynton ...
Barundeb Duttah
Doug Williams ...
Kid Fantastico
Llama Dick ...
Hell Island Field Worker
Scott Horsley ...
Hell Island Field Worker / Zombie
Jesse Myers ...
Hell Island Field Worker
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Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning everyone into mindless zombie slaves! The story may sound familiar, but trust us, you've never seen anything like this! Written by Anonymous

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The World's First EVER Serial Killer Superhero Rock'n'Roll Zombie Road Movie Romance


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Jamie Gillis's last film. See more »

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Not only is Sweden not an island, it is not Australia. West Virginia is also not in Portugal. See more »

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Violet: Do you know what I love?
Red: [excited] Rubber dicks?
Violet: Well yes, but that's not what I was going to say...
Red: [still excited] Rubber dicks slathered to the hilt with peanut butter?
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Spun-off from Red's Breakfast 2: Dawn of the Red (1997) See more »

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Drinking Song
Written by Smokey Miles (as Count Smokula)
Performed by Smokey Miles (as Count Smokula)
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Well, at least it's not a musical
26 May 2010 | by (Tallahassee, Florida) – See all my reviews

*SIGH*... Alright, look. I'm perfectly aware that there's much, much worse out there in the way of B-entertainment. But, come on. Must Die You Zombie Bastards! be THAT ridiculous? I mean, tone it down some, your'e not a Troma movie, get over it. Over the top is one thing, but this overly ambitious silliness almost resembles something like Drawn Together from Comedy Central, more so than a Troma, which just has to be what they were going for. That, and maybe Chris Seaver, and let me tell ya, this one ain't no LBP epic, either. On the other hand, Die You Zombie Bastards! still has a lot going for it, that is, if you're only watching for the excessive, comical gore. Otherwise, this movie is just irritating

Die You Zombie Bastards is about a serial Killer, Red Toole. Red Toole enjoys murdering, mutilating, and eating human flesh, and like a lot of confused young men, Red also really digs super-hero's, or, I guess, he think's he is one, I don't know. Anyway, Toole is a fairly easy-going fellow, he seems to really enjoy life, and why shouldn't he? Red's hobby/passion is not only tolerated by his wife, but the gorgeous Violet has also embraced his love for cannibalism, and murder. It's just an all around healthy marriage.

For every super-hero, there has to be the bad guy. Meet Nefarious. A mad scientist, with some rather unique fetish's, which cant't really be explained on this website. This guy is searching for the perfect woman, and on this day, he finds her. that's right, Toole's girl, Violet. With the help of some Zombies, and some other fake-looking things, Nefarious steals his new girlfriend, right from under Toole. From here, Red Toole embarks on a world wide (New England) journey to rescue his hot wife from the clutches of this new, rather disturbed enemy named Nefarious. From here, everything is just, joke, after gag, after pun, after baby noise, after confusing inside joke (Peanutch?). I was expecting a lot more, after reading a lot of the positive reviews. Thank's a lot, guys. That money could've gone to something awesome like The Undertaker And His Pals or TeenApe Goes To Camp.

What also gets under my skin is all the little flashbacks, sorta like in the TV show Scrubs. It's OK for Scrubs, because Scrubs isn't as stupid as this. Just doesn't fit in something like this, or maybe it does, what the hell do I know? Die You Zombie Bastards! is just a little too self-aware for my taste, it comes off more like a spoof of B-horror, which can be a good thing, but this movie just rubs me the wrong way. Aside from all this, were looking at some bold, outlandish Exploitation that will leave you exhausted if you try to understand it. Die You Zombie Bastards will force at least a couple laughs out of you, regardless of how stupid (or pathetic) you might, or might not, think it is. Recommended to those who will give anything a chance as long as super-hero's are involved, even an overly-silly, sci-fi-ish, Troma-wannabe, about a serial killing, super-hero on a stupid little mission called Die You Zombie Bastards! But hey, there's always the gore. 4/10


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