Animal Precinct (2001– )
Joe Pentangelo: Self, Self - ASPCA Special Agent for Humane Law Enforcement
Quotes
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Joe Pentangelo - ASPCA Special Agent for Humane Law Enforcement : I just exhausted, uh, every reasonable argument and I'm not gonna stand here and debate with this guy.
Joe Pentangelo - ASPCA Special Agent for Humane Law Enforcement : I mean, this is how reasonable the guy is, look at the sign that says "no parking at any time"... look where the van is. I mean, you know, he thinks he's Clarence Darrow, he's gonna go on and on and on.
Mike Geller : [as if he's reciting from an old movie] You got yourself a ducy there, Mr. Pentangelo!
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Paul Romano - ASPCA Special Investigator for Humane Law Enforcement : Good little van though, I had one, I really enjoyed it.
Joe Pentangelo - ASPCA Special Agent for Humane Law Enforcement : Did you keep your dogs in it?
Paul Romano - ASPCA Special Investigator for Humane Law Enforcement : None of your business.
Joe Pentangelo - ASPCA Special Agent for Humane Law Enforcement : It *is* my business.