Richard Belzer: The only time Chevy Chase has a funny bone in his body is when I fuck him in the ass.
Paul Shaffer: You made us laugh so much. And then inexplicably stopped in about 1978.
Greg Giraldo: Chevy is living proof that you could actually snort the funniness right out of yourself.
Marc Maron: At least I am a nobody at the beginning of my career.
Stephen Colbert: There may come a day in your darkest hour when you are a shadow of your, albeit paper-thin self. And when that day comes, I hope that you are cheered up by something that Mr. Chase so famously said, "He's Chevy Chase and you're not." If that doesn't cheer you up, then I don't know what will.