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Stealing Rembrandt (2003)
"Rembrandt" (original title)

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Mick and Tom are an unlikely father-son team of petty thieves. They've been hired to steal a painting from a museum. By accident, they steal the wrong painting: Denmark's only original Rembrandt masterpiece, worth millions.

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Mick
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Tom
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Kenneth (as Nikolaj Coster Waldau)
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Jimmy
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Trine
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Bæk
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Christian
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Charlotte
Ulf Pilgaard ...
Flemming
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Kiosk Karsten
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Nigel
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Søren Poppel ...
Allan Rocker
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Four small-time criminals led by the seasoned, but realistic Mick, unite in a plot to steal a painting from a museum for a businessman who has emotional ties to it. By accident they steal the wrong painting and find themselves with an original Rembrandt worth millions. They eye a getaway from their everyday worries and debts, but instead their problems are only multiplied. Written by Peter Brandt Nielsen

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They made the heist of the century - they just didn't know it.

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5 September 2003 (Denmark)  »

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E Agora?! Roubei um Rembrandt...  »

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$3,000,000 (estimated)
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Based on the true story of two men robbing the art collection at Nivågård near Copenhagen, Denmark, of a Rembrandt and a Bellini painting without realizing their immense value. The robbery happened on 29 January 1999, and the two men were sentenced to five years in prison. See more »

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Referenced in Bag om Rembrandt (2003) See more »

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Disco 2002
Performed by Nick Cave
Written by Jarvis Cocker (as Cocker), Candida Doyle (as Doyle), Steve Mackey (as Mackey), Russell Senior (as Senior), Mark Webber (as Webber) & Nick Banks (as Banks)
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Seems to be an hour longer than it really is.
5 April 2004 | by (Sandnes, Norway) – See all my reviews

The cover advertised with that it was the same man that made "I kina spiser de hunde" and "Gamle mænn i nye biler". So i had really high expectations when i put it in my DVD player. After what seemed like a very long time i looked down at the display to see how long it had lasted. I was amazed to see that it had only lasted 50 minutes... Besides that it is quite a good movie. All in all this is about family values, as well as stealing a famous painting by accident because of a badly placed mark. It has its funny moments but most of the time it is a tale to see how friends get when there is a lot of money on the line. This is the kind of movie that i will rate 5 because it is right in between good and bad...


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