Teen Titans (2003–2006)
Robin: [wondering what Slade's motives were for helping Trigon take over the world] So, why did you do it? For money? Status? Those dark powers?
Slade: Not everything is so... cut-and-dry, Robin.
Robin: Selling out our world for your own personal gain seems pretty cut-and-dry to me.
Slade: With or without me, there was no stopping this.
Robin: But you played a part; And just like everything else you've ever done, it's made people suffer.
Slade: It's what I do best.
Aqualad: Fish tacos? What were you thinking? I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine!
Speedy: You said get lunch and I got lunch. Chow down!
Cyborg: [trying to convince Raven to come to the birthday party they're throwing for her] We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.
Slade: Who knows... I could become like a father to you.
Robin: I already have a father.
[Bats fly off and Batman music plays]
Starfire: You guys. I don't know what to do? I've tried every joke, and every bodily noise I can think of and Beast Boy still won't wake up. I'm afraid Beast Boy's brain is lost forever.
Raven: Beast Boy had a brain?
Beast Boy: [laughing] Good one... Hey wait a minute? Dude that's not funny. I totally have a brain. I just don't use it much.
Raven: [after she and Starfire have switched bodies] Starfire! You have to calm down. My powers are driven by emotion. The more you feel, the more energy you unleash.
Starfire: I will try to calm down.
[takes a few deep breaths and closes her eyes]
Starfire: Peace... quiet... tranquil...
[her powers cause a car to flip over and blow sky high]
Raven: We are sooo doomed.
Fang: [to Robin, who's dancing with Kitten under duress] Keep your hands off my girl.
Starfire: [blasts Fang] Keep your legs off my boy!
Terra: You said you'd be my friend no matter what, remember?
Beast Boy: Slade was right. You don't have any friends.
Beast Boy: Who wants tofu waffles?
Cyborg: Man, *no one* wants tofu waffles.
Cyborg: Is there any meat in that tofu?
Beast Boy: No, there's no meat in the tofu, it's TOFU.
Raven: I always thought you were funny, BB. But I guess looks aren't everything.
Beast Boy: See? SHE thinks I'm funny.
Raven: Statistically, someone has to.
[the Titans are deciding on pizza toppings]
Cyborg: Come on, how can you deprive me of the all-meat experience?
Beast Boy: Dude, I've BEEN most of those animals.
Cyborg: [infected with a computer virus] I know what we should do! Let's go get some waffles! Raven you like waffles, don't you?
Raven: [deadpan] More than life itself.
Cyborg: You're the nasty egg people who stole all my waffles!
Control Freak: I am the masterof monsters. I am your worst nightmares come to life. I am... Control Freak!
[Makes aplause sound with remote control and tvs]
Raven: A couch-potato with a souped-up remote. I'm petrified.
Control Freak: You will be. You will be.
Raven: Um... I know this isn't my style, but we just kicked Slade's butt. Shouldn't we... celebrate or something?
[Beast-Boy and Cyborg stare]
Beast Boy: Yeah!
Beast Boy: Free form...
Raven: Sorry I asked.
[Raven wakes up from a nightmare in her goth-style room]
Raven: Maybe I should consider redecorating.
Starfire: [upon first meeting Terra] Curiosity abounds! Please, tell us where you are from, how you got here, what's your favorite color, and do you wish to be my friend?
Terra: Uh, Earth, walked, red, and, sure.
Starfire: [giving Terra a huge hug] Hello, new friend!
Cyborg: [Cyborg and Beast Boy are playing racing car games] You wanna past me, but you can't pass me, you can't pass... YOU PASSED ME!
Cyborg: You're going to pay for that, you little grass stain!
Raven: [after getting off of Beast Boy as a rhino] ... And now I smell like rhino butt.
[to her evil father, Trigon]
Raven: [raising her voice] I was protected by the monks of Azarath, I was raised by my friends. *They* are my family. *This* is my home!
Raven: And you are not welcome here!
Raven: You may have created me. But you were *never* my father.
Trigon: Wretched - insignificant -
[gets blasted again]
Raven: Fathers are *kind*. Fathers *protect* you. Fathers *raise* you. I was protected by the monks of Azarath. I was raised by my friends. *They* are my family. *This* is my home. And you are not welcome here!
Robin: Slade. We're ready for you.
Slade: Give me the girl!
Robin: No way!
Slade: You don't really have a choice. I'm taking her.
Beast Boy: Oh, yeah? You and what army?
[an army of fire creatures appear and then Beast Boy screams]
Cyborg: You just had to ask, didn't you?
[Control Freak is in a Teen Titans chatroom]
Titans Fanboy #1: Robin and Starfire forever!
Titans Fanboy #2: Starfire should be with BB.
Titans Fangirl: No way!
Beast Boy: [after being dropped on his head] Is it just me or are we getting our butts kicked?
Pelican: Oh have you seen my hippo? He hides and I must seek.
Starfire: I cannot play. Please, do you know a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall and nasty and known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV.
Beast Boy: Hey Star, run for your life!
Raven: [during a battle in the tower, she sees a bunch of robots come out of a room] That's my room! NOBODY GOES IN MY ROOM!
Headmistress: I am deeply sorry. Once the agents have been retrieved from the authorities, they will be severely punished.
Slade: No need. They were messengers, and my message got across loud and clear.
[then Slade pushes a button that has images of Robin popping up on the TV]
Robin: [on the TV] Who is Slade?
Brother Blood: School is now in session and here's the first lesson: NO ONE DEFIES BROTHER BLOOD!
Brother Blood: [about Bumblebee] Another spy! Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN?
Starfire: [about Slade's invading army of robots] They are too numerous to fight. What shall we do?
Robin: Fight anyway.
Terra: [to Raven, after an earthquake] Are you gonna give me that look every time there's an earthquake?
Cyborg: [as the tower is under attack] Somebody wanna explain how 200 armed robots got past my security?
Raven: [to BeastBoy] I respect that you don't eat meat... please respect that I don't eat fake meat.
[Starfire, Cyborg and Robin are sitting at a picnic table]
Starfire: This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.
Cyborg: Uh, Starfire?
Robin: That's mustard.
Starfire: Is there more?
[Robin and Cyborg stare at her weirdly]
[after Raven laughs and leaves the roof of Titan Tower]
Starfire: Many of your Earth ways are still strange to me, but that was... just plain freaky, correct?
[the Teen Titans arrive back at the Tower. Starfire bursts through the door, gleeful]
Starfire: Come, Friends. I shall thank you all by reciting the Poem of Gratitude. All six thousand verses.
[the Titans look shocked]
Starfire: I am happy to see her. But Blackfire rules the videogames and she is able to share very depressing poems AND she knows the cool moves and she always knows when people are NOT talking about shovels.
Cyborg: Have you ever seen her this happy?
Beast Boy: Dude, I didn't think Raven could DO happy.
Goth dude: Soooo... you like show tunes?
Beast Boy: No matter what I do, she STILL treats me like tofu eggs.
Starfire: [to Robin, who is on a self-deprecating rant] No more Robin yelling at Robin!
Beast Boy: So, I guess it is bad to watch too much TV.
Starfire: But, we were only victorious because you watches too much the television.
Raven: So, I guess there really is no lesson.
Cyborg: Yep, it was all completely meaningless.
[trying to be funny]
Starfire: How many Oparans does it take to hogey a morflark? FIMBAR.
Robin: You've got a problem, Tin Man?
Cyborg: YEAH. It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel.
Gizmo: [going through Beast Boy's CDs] Crud... snot... MEGA crud... snot... crud... snot...
[after winning an on-line video game]
Atlas: Atlas wins again! Derek Wyatt of East-Gotham City... I dominate you.
[It is dark and Beast Boy has turned into an octopus]
Starfire: Eeek! Someones claws are on my grebnacks.
[Two popping sounds]
Beast Boy: Hehe... my bad
Kitten: Would it kill you to smile?
Robin: [pained, scary smile] Maybe.
Kitten: Hi, Robbiepoo!
Starfire: Robin... who is this girl, and why is she calling you "poo"?
Robin: All you care about is destruction!
Slade: And all you care about, you destroy.
Mad Mod: Nothing teaches discipline better than a brain-erasing trance.
Mad Mod: Next lesson, physics! What goes up... STAYS UP!
Robin: Until I take it down!
Starfire: Hello, Starfire! Hello, tiny wooden replica of Starfire!
Mumbo: It's only fair to warn you - I have no idea what I'm doing!
Robin: You can't hold us here forever!
Spike: Now, don't be a sore loser. Atlas is just better than you, better than all of us!
Starfire: Your Atlas is nothing but a Zolworg Tubeck Plixing Zarbmarker!
Beast Boy: Yeah! What she said!
Spike: You watch your tone! Atlas is the greatest. He deserves your respect.
Raven: Sooo, do we get bathroom breaks?
[the Titans are treating Terra to lunch - Starfire holds up a plate of green gelatin containing what looks suspiciously like intestinal tract]
Starfire: Might you wish to partake of my home-made glorg?
[the other Titans mime "No! No!" at Terra, who wolfs it down in one bite]
Terra: Tasted like... sushi mixed with ice-cream. Got any more?
Starfire: I shall go cultivate the fungus!
Mad Mod: My machines! That meddlin' little snot is gonna pay for...
[he turns and sees Robin, who grabs him by the shirt]
Mad Mod: Er... 'ello, Guv'nor!
Terra: My name is Terra and I have done horrible things. I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and commited crimes in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend. One-by-one I have destroyed the Teen Titans. And with no one left to stop me I have brought an entire city to its knees. My name is Terra. I have done horrible things... and I have absolutely no regrets.
Raven: Please tell me this isn't another ridiculous prank.
Beast Boy: Okay, it's not another ridiculous prank. It's a brilliant prank!
[Cyborg is trying to pass as a student at the H.I.V.E]
Cyborg: Mmmm! Sloppy Joes! Just like the mad scientist who created me used to make!
[after Starfire returns from the future]
Beast Boy: [in tears] You're telling me I'M going to be BALD?
Starfire: Your Atlas is nothing but a Zolworg Tubeck Plixing Zarbmarker!
Beast Boy: Yeah, what she said!
Robin: What do you say we give him the sonic boom?
Cyborg: I got the sonic if you got the boom!
Cyborg: And the last slice of pizza goes to...
[spins the slice]
Robin: All right, Terra!
Beast Boy: Whoo!
Starfire: You are the winner!
Raven: Um... way to go.
Cyborg: Just a rookie and already you're an MVP and the winner of the coveted four cheese trophy! The world wants to know, how does it feel?
Terra: Um, good, and kind of greasy.
[about to watch a scary movie]
Robin: Can't be any scarier than that documentary on hot-dogs Starfire made us watch.
Starfire: It was fascinating! I had no idea Earth-people ate so many pigs... and insects!
Beast Boy: You guys... missed me?
Cyborg: Sure! Who else is going to help me wax the T-Car?
Robin: And spar with me in the gym?
Starfire: And wolf down nauseating amounts of tofu while Raven and I watch?
Raven: Uh... how about we just go out for pizza?
Beast Boy: [to the green Raven] What is with you? First you nuke breakfast, then you laugh at my jokes, then you're all weepy, now you're a Marine? Make up your mind!
Beast Boy: Who are you?
Raven: [pink, gray and green Raven] I'm Raven.
[Beast Boy has just caught Raven]
Raven: You saved me? I thought you didn't like me.
Beast Boy: Thought you didn't like me.
Cyborg: Hey! I like both of you! Now let's get out of here!
Raven: [smiling at Beast Boy and Cyborg] Thank you... friends.
Beast Boy: So then, we really are friends?
Raven: [nodding and blushing] Um-hmm.
Beast Boy: And you really think I'm funny?
Raven: Don't push it.
Cash: What's going on, Buddy?
Cyborg: I want my car.
Sammy: Yeah, see, um... the thing is... we sort of lost it in a race.
Cyborg: YOU LOST MY CAR? MY CAR LOST A RACE?
Cash: No way, we beat him easily. She handled like a dream.
Cyborg: She did? How'd you take the curve? Cause, you know, I've been working on the supsension part to d-d-d-d... Don't try to distract me.
Slade: Will you destroy the Teen Titans?
Terra: I thought you'd never ask.
Beast Boy: Terra, Stop! We're your friends!
Terra: I don't have any friends. Remember?
[she punches him]
Beast Boy: You talk to fish? Yeah, right.
Aqualad: I'm talking to you, aren't I?
Beast Boy: Well, I, uh, technically, I'm a squid
Aqualad: It's called telepathy. Follow me.
Beast Boy: [imitating Aqualad] It's called telepathy.
Aqualad: I heard that.
Beast Boy: Who is this guy?
Beast Boy: I may not be smart enough to know everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything.
Raven: Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man.
Beast Boy: Hmm, maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on.
Raven: We're having a moment here, don't ruin it.
Demon: You cannot hope to defeat pure evil.
Slade: Actually, I'm not such a nice guy myself.
Terra: Your not getting mad are you Raven? Beast Boy told me all about your temper tantrums.
Raven: Anger is pointless, my emotions are under control.
Terra: [mocking Raven] Nna! Nna! Nna! Anger is pointless, and your calling me a liar?
Cyborg: So, we really are friends?
Beast Boy: And you really think I'm funny?
Raven: Don't push it.
Robin: I've stopped you before!
Slade: Robin, if you've "stopped" me, then why am I still here?
Slade: I have to say Raven, when I found out the truth I was very impressed. All this time I had no idea of the power lurking inside you. The glorious destiny that awaits. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it?
Beast Boy: [Beast Boy offers to rescue his team from a destructing underwater complex by turning into a whale and letting them ride in his mouth]
[pointing to mouth]
Beast Boy: Hello...
Raven: I'd really rather just stay here and drown.
Beast Boy: Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor.
Slade: Only a minor set back. Nothing two old friends can't handle.
Robin: I am not your friend.
Raven: [after discovering the sole occupant of a flying saucer] So we're being invaded by cows?
Cyborg: When I was at the H.I.V.E., for a time, I felt... normal.
Starfire: Well, I did not know you before, so to me, you *are* normal.
Trigon: The time has come. The prophecy shall be fulfilled. Tonight at dusk, when the planets align, the portal will be opened. Finally, I shall be free from this fiery prison and the Earth shall be mine.
Cyborg: All right, y'all, four eyes is history, his ghoulies are gone, and we just saved the whole dang universe! Who wants French toast?
Starfire: Oh, me, please. I shall consume them with gravy and the butter of peanuts.
Starfire: Cyborg, you seem all lobstery.
[everyone looks at her strangely]
Raven: I think she means crabby.
Starfire: [after getting their bodies back from being switched, to Raven] I am me! And you are you!
Cyborg: [the rest of the Titans have their bodies back] And we're us!
Robin: Thanks to you two.
Beast Boy: You go girls!
Starfire: We have done it!
[jumps and embraces Raven]
Raven: [horrified] Ummm... you're hugging me!
Val Yor: I was trying to pay her a compliment.
Raven: Then why does it still sound like an insult?
[while fighting Plasmus]
Beast Boy: Only one thing worse than goo...
Raven: [flying by] Sneeze goo.
Beast Boy: Ewww... gross!
Raven: The gem was born of evil's fire. / The gem shall be his portal. / He comes to claim. He comes to sire. / The end of all things mortal.
[Robin just lost a fight]
Beast Boy: Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens.
Raven: Happens to some of us more than others.
Raven: I'm still getting his drool off my face. I don't want him anywhere near my brain.
Beast Boy: See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm-anyway... The British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of your nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!"
Raven: Where'd you learn you history? A cereal box?
Beast Boy: What's your point?
Raven: [sweat drops]
Beast Boy: British engineering. Finest in the world.
Raven: Can you please stop talking like that?
Beast Boy: You're just jealous because I sound like a rock star.
Cyborg: City Hall. We should be able to hide here. Til Mad Mod's tanks come to tear it down.
Raven: Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was going to say.
Raven: [just got a glimpse of Mad Mod's underwear] Okay... really not something I needed to see.
[ater Elastigirl of the Doom Patrol calls Beast Boy by his first name]
[Beast Boy gives embarrassed chuckle]
Raven: [wicked grin] Oh, I'm gonna get a *lot* of mileage out of this one.
Kid Flash: Hold on a second. If you guys are called the "H.I.V.E. Five," how come there's six of you?
See-More: [feebly] 'Cause it... sounds cooler...
[Gizmo, Mammoth, and Kid Wykkyd have cornered Kid Flash in a dead-end corridor]
Gizmo: End of the road, snothead!
Kid Flash: You guys realize I can vibrate my molecules through solid matter, right?
[he phases through the wall and reappears behind the villains]
Kid Flash: Later, guys!
Beast Boy: Ex-Doom Patrol member Beast Boy, sir. How can I help? Wowzers! You're Robin, aren't you, sir?
Robin: Well, you can start by not calling me sir.
Robber: [bats come swarming out of the shadows] Who's there? I don't want any trouble.
Robin: You should have thought about that before you committed the crime!
Robber: Hey, this isn't your town. Aren't you suppose to be with...
Robin: Just moved here and from now on I work alone!