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Ham & Cheese (2004)

TV-MA | | Comedy | 30 July 2004 (Canada)
Two talentless actors attempt to make it in the cruel world of showbiz. Without an ounce of talent between the two of them and their only strength being persistence, they'll do almost anything to attain their dream. Except let it go.

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Richard Wolanski
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Barry Goodson
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Beth Goodson
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Tom Brennemen
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Floyd
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Barry's Boss at Canadian Theatre Company
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Phyllis
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True Daley ...
Telemarketing Co-Worker, Canadian Theatre Company
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Two talentless actors attempt to make it in the cruel world of showbiz. Without an ounce of talent between the two of them and their only strength being persistence, they'll do almost anything to attain their dream. Except let it go.

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Two Actors, One Dream. Zero Talent

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So bad it becomes good
10 September 2005 | by (Netherlands) – See all my reviews

This movie is really special. I wonder how they are able to play so bad that it actually becomes good. One of the most controversial movies I've ever seen, but I liked it a lot. The settings and atmosphere are good. The script is worthless, but that just fits the movie. Funny how a movie trying to get bad, becomes rather amusingly interesting. I watched it as being a parody, sublimely exposing the greed for famousness, the nonsense of meaningless artistic views just to deliver a movie. In doing so, they succeeded in exposing this. The players all have a dream they cling to, but nothing to fill it up with, this results in self-pity.. I've seen that before :) Quote: "It's hard work,a little bit of talent.. and hard work".


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