Ham & Cheese (2004)

Two talentless actors attempt to make it in the cruel world of showbiz. Without an ounce of talent between the two of them and their only strength being persistence, they'll do almost anything to attain their dream. Except let it go.

Director:

Warren P. Sonoda

Writers:

Mike Beaver, Jason Jones

Stars:

Mike Beaver, Jason Jones, Samantha Bee

6 nominations.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Mike Beaver	...	Richard Wolanski
Jason Jones	...	Barry Goodson
Samantha Bee	...	Beth Goodson
Dave Foley	...	Tom Brennemen
Jennifer Baxter	...	Katie Reed
Von Flores	...	A.D. (MOW)
Scott Thompson	...	Floyd
Polly Shannon	...	Lucy (MOW Detective)
Boyd Banks	...	Barry's Boss at Canadian Theatre Company
Victoria Pratt	...	Herself
Ann Bisch	...	Phyllis
Catherine Black	...	Casting Complex Director (Cola)
Kiki Buttignol	...	Camera Assistant
Vladimir Jon Cubrt	...	Ralph (as Jon Cubrt)
True Daley	...	Telemarketing Co-Worker, Canadian Theatre Company

Storyline

Two talentless actors attempt to make it in the cruel world of showbiz. Without an ounce of talent between the two of them and their only strength being persistence, they'll do almost anything to attain their dream. Except let it go.

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Plot Keywords:

orgy | cleavage | stand up | food in title | bare butt | 

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Taglines:

Two Actors, One Dream. Zero Talent

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Genres:

Comedy

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Details

Official Sites:

Blackwalk Productions

Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

30 July 2004 (Canada)

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company Credits

Production Co:

Black Walk Productions, Ham + Cheese Films Inc.

Technical Specs

Runtime:

88 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color

Did You Know?

Trivia

It was filmed in 12 days.

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Quotes

Floyd: Get your cock off my knee.

User Reviews

I messed my pants in disbelief.

This is the worst movie I have ever seen. Who are all of these people that are leaving the comments that say how good they think this movie is? There is no way anybody except somebody who is in this movie or there families can with a straight face say this movie is funny at all. It looks like it was shot on a high school video yearbook camcorder and the dialog is so bad it is like it was written by a bunch of fifth graders while they were skipping English class. I am sick and tired of these awful Canadian movies that make other Canadian movies look bad. How do they even get made? It's like the government will give money and film rights to anybody who can make a movie for less than $500. If you want to see a good Canadian comedy I recommend you go see something like Phil the Alien. One of the guys in this movie is also in Phil the Alien. I don't blame the people in this movie for it being so bad. It is just an awful script and bad directing. In my opinion this video is not even worth watching for free on TV let alone renting. Avoid at all costs!