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The Green Butchers (2003) Poster

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Svend: Taste this marinade.

Bjarne: No.

Svend: Smell this marinade.

Bjarne: I smoke 20 joints a day. I couldn't smell it if my hair was on fire.

Holger: [about sausages] I don't know if you can think of any greater humiliation than to be stuffed in your own arse.

Svend: You don't threaten me with that animal! Please point that giraffe in another direction so we can get back to a pretty normal dialogue!

Svend: [the workers are hanging up a sign] No. It's crooked again. Are you really unable to see that?

Håndværker: Give me a break. It looks fine

Svend: Fine? Is fine okay? I don't think so... let me tell you, you can't drink 19 beers and then judge whether something is straight, I tell you that! Now do it over!

Bjarne: [Bjarne comes out of the car] It's nice and straight now, huh? It looks fine.

Håndværker: Thank you.

Svend: Yeah... Now it's okay. Secure it properly.

Svend: I don't feel like seeing a lot of people right now.

Bjarne: Then don't go into the cooler.

Bjarne: I haven't got any tea... But I got lots of pot if that's okay?

Astrid: That's okay, with milk and sugar please.

Holger: You'll never get behind counter, Svend. You know why? You sweat too much. Svend Swet.

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Svend: [Repeated line] Will you stop saying "sausage"? You say "sausage" all the time, haven't you noticed?

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Svend: Tina dammit... My parents died when I was a baby.

Tina: Stop with the parents already!

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