The Green Butchers (2003)
Holger: [about sausages] I don't know if you can think of any greater humiliation than to be stuffed in your own arse.
Svend: Taste this marinade.
Svend: Smell this marinade.
Bjarne: I smoke 20 joints a day. I couldn't smell it if my hair was on fire.
Svend: You don't threaten me with that animal! Please point that giraffe in another direction so we can get back to a pretty normal dialogue!
Svend: [the workers are hanging up a sign] No. It's crooked again. Are you really unable to see that?
Håndværker: Give me a break. It looks fine
Svend: Fine? Is fine okay? I don't think so... let me tell you, you can't drink 19 beers and then judge whether something is straight, I tell you that! Now do it over!
Bjarne: [Bjarne comes out of the car] It's nice and straight now, huh? It looks fine.
Håndværker: Thank you.
Svend: Yeah... Now it's okay. Secure it properly.
Bjarne: I haven't got any tea... But I got lots of pot if that's okay?
Astrid: That's okay, with milk and sugar please.
Holger: You'll never get behind counter, Svend. You know why? You sweat too much. Svend Swet.
Svend: [Repeated line] Will you stop saying "sausage"? You say "sausage" all the time, haven't you noticed?