- Brigham: You're not just an RM, you're an LDS RM, who's trained at the MTC who became a DL a ZL, and an AP, who was promised long ago by his bishop through a PPI after BYC that someday he'd be the EQP. I smell GA!
- Humu: [Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.
- Jared: You speak English?
- Humu: Better than Tongan, actually.
- Jared: But... but...
- Humu: Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!