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Fat Pizza (2003) Poster

(2003)

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Davo Dinkum: [on drugs] Hey Bobo! I'm back! Yougotanymorepizzasformetadelivertheboxeswiththehotcheeseandthehotfoodontop... smellsgood! Peopleloveit! I'mreadytogoBobo... Ican'thearyouoverthismusicmate! Boboyagotanymorepizzas?

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Ivan: [dazed after slaughtering two backpackers] Jobs done, Pauly. Let's go.

Pauly Falzoni: [cluelessly] But, what's all the blood, man?

Ivan: Ah, kangaroo, mate.

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Ronnie McDoggle: [involved in car accident] Look what you did to my McCar! You McFucked it!

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Pauly Falzoni: [after kicking Ronnie McDoggle in the genitals] That's right in the McNuggets, mate!

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Pauly Falzoni: [about looking up a lady's skirt] I know I should not have been looking. But, man, it was like an eclipse of the sun. It's bad for you to look... but you must keep looking.

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Claudia Macpherson: [on infomercial for fitness product] Hi! I'm Claudia Macpherson. Supermodel. And, this here is my new Abstiffy. If you try it for 1 second a day... you too will have abs like mine! Ah, huh. Well, probly not. But, let's give it a whirl anyway... shall we?

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Phat Pizza employee: [in store, rapping into microphone with heavy Indian accent and background tabla music] Okay. Come on. What's the word? The very special word? My favourite word. It's... pussy.

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Dazza: [at own wedding, to priest] Mate, can you make this marryin' shit any quicker? I gotta get down the pub.

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Rocky: [answering mobile cell phone whilst breaking into cars] Hello! Lebanese Rambo!

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Sleek the Elite: [answering mobile cell phone whilst on toilet] Lebanese lover.

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Pauly Falzoni: I need a couple o' bucks t' ...

Bobo Gigliotti: No!

Pauly Falzoni: Jus' give me two bucks.

Bobo Gigliotti: No!

Pauly Falzoni: 50 cents.

Bobo Gigliotti: No!

Pauly Falzoni: Well, can I just get a drink from the fridge, like... ?

Bobo Gigliotti: No!

Pauly Falzoni: Can I use the toilet without paying?

Bobo Gigliotti: No!

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Bobo Gigliotti: [pushing Lachlan the apprentice chef into pizza oven] Bludger! Aaah!

Lachlan: Bobo! I won't spend more than two minutes in the toilet again!

Bobo Gigliotti: Aaah!

Lachlan: Bobo!

Bobo Gigliotti: [slamming pizza oven door shut] Bludger!

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[repeated line]

Bobo Gigliotti: [answers the telephone] Fat Pizza Pizzas. They're big and they're cheesy.

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Young Gandhi: I'm going to shove a cow down your throat and make you shit beefburgers!

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Habib Halal: [upon seeing a police road sign targeting Lebanese] I swear, man! These cops are always hassling us, man! Why? We're jus' like normal people, man! We do normal things, mate! We eat kebabs! We have weapons! What's wrong with these things?

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Sleek the Elite: To get the glamours, I make friends with their fat chick friends, 'cause glamours always have fat chick friends.

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Sleek the Elite: [referring to women] But Sleek gives 'em standards are too high. In other words, if you're over 50 kilo, you gotta go.

Habib Halal: Give me their number, uleh! My standards start at 50 kilograms, alright? I'll give it to 'em!

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Habib Halal: [calling out to Sleek the Elite talking to 2 women] I got a fat, uleh! A big fat!

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Sleek the Elite: Bobo. I gotta use the toilet, man.

Bobo Gigliotti: [menacingly] Any paper you use, Sleek, you pay for it.

Sleek the Elite: Yeah, I know. A dollar a sheet.

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first bouncer: [making up excuse to refuse entry] And, you're, d'... er... you're an Aussie!

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Taliban customer: [subtitles over Arabic based vocals] Last week I ordered a pizza, I said no bacon! You lied, it had heaps of bacon!

Bobo Gigliotti: [pulling out and starting up chainsaw] Aaah! AAAH!

Taliban customer: [subtitle over Arabic based vocals as he and his sidekicks flee] Back to the cave!

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Habib Halal: Don't wory about the Funculo Club, man! It's shit!

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Pauly Falzoni: [splitting up detention centre escapees after organizing breakout] Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop! Look, yous refugees stick out like dogs balls! We're gonna get caught! Go that way to Mecca! Go! And yous! There's money in them bushes! Money!

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Pauly Falzoni: [giving baby he's accidentally stolen to a wild animal] Dingo, take it back, mate.

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Sleek the Elite: [whilst caught having sex with female in nightclub toilet cubicle] Habib. How are ya, bro' ?

Habib Halal: Go for it, Sleeky, uleh. Go for it.

Sleek the Elite: Any hole's the go, Habib.

Habib Halal: Give her one for me. Slam her.

Sleek the Elite: Habib, fuck off, man, or you're gonna get wet.

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Health Inspector: I'd like you to explain how this possum got into the filter of your coffee machine.

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Habib Halal: [at a raging grunge pub] These people don't wash their hair! It stinks in here!

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Habib Halal: [at wedding] Rocky. I didn't bring any rice, man. Whatta we gonna throw?

Rocky: Habib. Don't worry about the rice. I got eccys, instead.

Habib Halal: Eccys? My god. Weddings can be so expensive.

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Priest: And, do you, Lin Chow Bang, take Bobo to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Lin Chow Bang: [chirpily] No speak English!

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Shazza: [yelling in her wedding gown] You big fat wog!

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Shazza: [yelling at priest] We fuckin' booked this church fuckin' 3 weeks ago! And I know we fuckin' did, because we booked when we found out I was fuckin' pregnant, with our seventh fuckin' kid!

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Bobo Gigliotti: [pushing Health Inspector into pizza oven] Burn, burn, burn.

Health Inspector: [mildly irritated] 200 demerit points. Golly gosh.

Bobo Gigliotti: Burn!

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Rocky: [to Bobo] Take it easy, Bobo! Fucking tight-arse! Relax, mate! Smile a bit! Fucking zib!

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