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Mail Order Bride (2003)

R | | Comedy | 31 October 2003 (USA)
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When Toni discovers several of his men have been scammed by a Russian mail-order bride who?s escaped back to Russia, he decides to send his troublesome nephew, Anthony Santini to bring back... See full summary »
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Tony Santini
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Anthony Santini
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Nina
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Tommy
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Ivan
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Tootie (as Vinnie Pastore)
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Robber
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Willie the Whiner (as Frankie Bongiorno)
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Gina (as Marilyn Papa)
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Jackie the Viking
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Pavel
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No. 1 Guy in Russian Mafia
Liza Zavaruyeva ...
Nina's Sister
Yuriy Dumchev ...
Driver
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Buddha
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When Toni discovers several of his men have been scammed by a Russian mail-order bride who?s escaped back to Russia, he decides to send his troublesome nephew, Anthony Santini to bring back the girl and the money. Only, Anthony Santini can?t seem to get the mob thing right. Written by Anonymous

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Rated R for language and some sexual content | See all certifications »
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The Russian Job  »

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A must see for any Stern Fan
20 November 2003 | by (NY NY) – See all my reviews

Just saw it and WOW, what a funny movie! Artie Lange and Jackie The Joke Man in same film! Next Gore and Bush? Crazy! Danny Aiello was awesome as always. And all the cameo's! Kamal of Jerky boys! Hysterical! The Riddler from original Batman! Was laughing out loud at his scene's. My favorite was when Artie and Bobby walked into Bar and that actor said the winning number as a developmentally challenged gangsta! Comedic genius that one. Funny stuff. And the scenery in Russia was unbelievable! Let alone the car chases. I swear that Russian mobster's body guard was a pro wrestler in the early 70's! The films only flaw was it was too short! Great ending! Really surprised me. I strongly recommend anyone and everyone to go and see it.....


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