Prison-A-Go-Go! (2003)

Director:

Barak Epstein

Writers:

Barak Epstein (writer)
Mike Wiebe (writer)

Genre:

Action | Comedy

Plot:

A women-in-prison action comedy featuring girls running amok! Multiple Shower Scenes! Kung Fu Food Fights! Mutant Zombies! Evil Scientists, Prominent Product Placement, and Mud Wrastlin! |

Plot Keywords:

Food Fight | Mutant | Mud Wrestling | Ninja | Female Prisoner

Awards:

5 wins

Cast

  (Cast overview, first billed only)

Rhonda Shear	...	Jackpot
Mary Woronov	...	Dyanne She-Bitch Slutface
Laurie Walton	...	Janie
Travis Willingham	...	Dr. Hurtrider
Lauren Graham	...	Callista
Louisa Lawless	...	Cross Eye
Tina Parker	...	Breezy
Ilram Choi	...	Ninja
Mike Wiebe	...	Wilbur Thorn / Maime Bundy Band Member
Mae Moreno	...	Boom Boom
John Phelan	...	Zimmerman
Alan Pollard	...	Goldberg
Rick Morrow	...	Lipshitz
Robin McGee	...	George the Bum
Laura Bailey	...	Ginger

MPAA:

Rated R for crude and sexual content, language and violence.

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Certification:

USA:R

Company:

WorldWide International Picture Studios

Trivia:

The original title for this movie was "Caged She-Bitch Cage".

Movie Connections:

Referenced in Caffeine Headache (2003)

Close the prison

*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*

One of the extras on the "Prison a Go Go" DVD is an interview with the director. It has him sitting by a pool at a Hollywood motel talking about the making of this movie. During the interview, he constantly brings up the lack of money involved and how he really was trying to make fun of 70's schlock women in prison flicks. He also half heartedly apologized for the low quality of his gratuitous shower scenes because of the lack of funding. All I can say is that I'm glad I saw this interview before writing this comment. If I hadn't, I would be taking a baseball bat to this DVD and bashing it into a thousand pieces.

"Prison a Go Go" starts out with one of those pretentious "A film by…" credits as if anyone knows who in the heck this guy is. Within two seconds, I knew this movie was going to derail. "Prison a Go Go" is not a woman's prison movie. It has no interest in woman's prison movies. No self respecting director would take the time to film himself (!) in a woman's prison movie. This movie is attempting to be funny by using and abusing various B-movie genres such as the mad scientist who works in a woman's prison and is attacked by ninja's genre. If I had laughed more than once, I might have enjoyed this movie. Instead, I gritted my teeth as one lame joke after another fell flat.

One of the recurring jokes is that it puts a "Shower clock" in the lower right hand side of the screen to show you when the next ladies showering scene will be. This was added in so guys could just fast forward to the next shower scene. This would have been interesting if the shower scenes were worth fast forwarding to! I say, with the full authority that comes with watching a lot of women's prison flicks, that these shower scenes were pathetic. One of the main reasons I rented this movie was to see Rhonda Shear getting clean in the shower. Oh she's taking a shower all right, but they film her from the neck up! What? Why!? They can't even get their main character to get topless for them! NOOOOO!!! It makes no sense! Why did they bother making a woman's prison flick? The girls who do get topless flash on the screen for a second and it was a second too long. It's a good thing the director apologized for the lack of showering quality in the interview or I would have gladly destroyed this movie.

"Prison a Go Go" is not an exploitation flick. It's just an excuse for a bunch of Grade A film geeks to get together and make a stupid movie that only they will laugh at. Here's some good advice. Woman's prison movies are not to be ridiculed and scoffed at. There are to be treasured and revered as the perfect vehicles of exploitation that they are. If you're a woman's prison fan, don't see this. It will only hurt you. You can't laugh at the lack of nudity in the prison shower scenes. Gratuitous shower scenes are not the same without gratuitous naked breasts.