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Mr 3000 (2004) Poster

(2004)

Quotes

Tom Arnold: Hey, we're sorry about all that stuff we said before you hit that homer...

Stan: Yeah, you wouldn't be anywhere if it wasn't for Roseanne.

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[Stan is in a commerical]

Stan: You don't like me because I sign autographs.

[hits a baseball]

Stan: You don't like me because I tell you what's on my mind.

[Hits another baseball]

Stan: But you love me because I am the greatest hitters alive!

[swings a few more hits]

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Gus Panas: That man was safe!

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Big Horse Borelli: You know, a lot of people said that Stan only looked out for himself, that he wasn't a team player. But I'm here to tell you, if you get 3000 hits, you don't have to be a team player. If you have a lifetime .314 average, you don't have to be a good guy. If you lead the league in batting for three years, you can be the biggest jerk in the world!

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Norton: Hey Ross, why don't you just go sit on the bench? You're not getting this hit off of me. Deal with it!

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Stan: Pitch to me!

Norton: Reach out there and get it.

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Minadeo: Stan Ross! You're batting 8th!

Stan: 8th! That's for banjo hitters. I never batted lower than 5th in my life.

Fukuda: You bat there now, you son of my dick.

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Rex 'T-Rex' Pennebaker: When you get a base hit in this millennium, then you can come on down there, and talk to me.

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Stan: Stan, you're going to be the best looking cat in the Hall of Fame, that's for dog gone sure.

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