Aquanoids (2003)

User Rating:

1.7/10   

Director:

Reinhart 'Rayteam' Peschke

Writers:

Mark J. Gordon (writer)
Eric Spudic (writer)

Release Date:

2 February 2003 (USA)

Genre:

Horror

Plot:

On a small island off the California coast it's the Fourth of July and tourists are washing up dead in Babylon Bay...

Plot Keywords:

Aquanoids | Creature | Sea Creature | Abalone | Avalon

Cast

Laura Nativo	...	Vanessa
Rhoda Jordan	...	Christina
Edwin Craig	...	Frank Walsh
Ike Gingrich	...	Clint Jefferson
Laurence Hobbs	...	Jackson (as Hugh Laurence Hobbs)
Suzan Spann	...	Courtney McClure
Robert Kimmel	...	Stanze
Christopher Irwin	...	Bruce
David Clark	...	James
Doug Martin	...	Dr. Remsen
Kari Betizer	...	Debra
Nita Nichols	...	Julie
Ron Petronicolos	...	Chad
Jeff Ryan	...	Roger
Jake Solima	...	Eric

MPAA:

Rated R for violence, gore, language and sexual content.

Runtime:

90 min | USA:78 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Dolby SR

Certification:

UK:15 | USA:R

Filming Locations:

Leo Carrillo State Beach - 35000 W. Pacific Coast Highway, Malibu, California, USA

Company:

Wildcat Entertainment

Goofs:

Continuity: When Vanessa kicks Stanze off the boat she's using her left foot, but in the next shot it's now her right foot.

Quotes:

Clint Jackson: You're daughter's looking pretty fine. You still porking that?
Frank Walsh: Hehehe, you son of a bitch.

Movie Connections:

References Alligator II: The Mutation (1991)

awful film but i love it

Now, i have been watching B-movie horrors for sometime now and this film is by far the worst one i have ever watched but also the best. If your looking for good script, acting, story etc. then avoid this film like the plague however if you are looking for a cheap laughter filled night in with the lads, this is the one for you. With no where near believable characters and a largely endowed femme fa tale you know your in for at least some cheap laughs and nudity. The script while trying to be serious is just awful, thats all that can be said....awful, just bloody awful.The script is devoid of interesting plot turns and any real creativity, if you gave a monkey a type writer the script for aquanoids would quickly churn out.

I do however have a place in my heart for this film, even though the script was downright terrible, some moments in this film are just a must to commit to memory and are undeniably funny. The camera quality too adds to the hilarity, as a good friend whom i watched this with described its quality very well as "porno Cam".

to conclude, if you see this in a bargain bin, buy it just to see what I'm talking about but if you are not someone in persuasion of B-movie horror you best look somewhere else.