Rose and Maloney (2002–2005)
Sarah Lancashire: Rose Linden
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Quotes
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[Maloney is late into work after spending the night with Julie. He has a very prominent love-bite on his neck]
Rose Linden : Maloney, is that a love-bite?
Maloney : Jesus! Am I not allowed *any* private life?
Rose Linden : Not when that much suction's involved.
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[talking about the next-door neighbour's noisy love-making]
Rose Linden : Did you hear the Merry Widow last night? Sounded like a blocked drain getting sorted by Dyno-Rod.
[imitates neighbour's grunting and groaning]