The Junction Boys (2002 TV Movie)
Fletcher Humphrys: Skeet Keeler
Quotes
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Bear Bryant : [to his assistant coaches] Coaches, gassers!
Betch : [whistle blows] Line up! Backs and ends! Prepare for gassers, boys! Move!
Skeet Keeler : Jeez, wind sprints before breakfast?
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Claude Gearheart : Skeet, it ain't worth it. How can you play football? You can't even stand up straight.
Skeet Keeler : Coach will cut me for sure if I'm not out there tomorrow.
Claude Gearheart : Aw, hell! This ain't the Korean front!
[Skeet hands Johnny and Gearhart his clippings]
Skeet Keeler : "Carries the flag of Lufkin." That's what my high school coach said. Mom said I'm the lucky star in the paper; they all warned me so I wouldn't be embarrassed. Without football, I'm nothin' but a shiftless wildcatter's kid. Nobody from nowhere.
Claude Gearheart : Ain't nobody counted on a crazy coach.
Skeet Keeler : He ain't all wrong. I ain't had to work for nothin' my whole life. If I bomb out here, I hate to think how the folks in Lufkin will treat me... or my mama. I might as well die in Junction.
Johnny Haynes : Nobody's gonna die. We're gonna win. Coach is the real thing.
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Skeet Keeler : Uh, Coach, where are we goin'?
[Bryant looks to one of his assistants]
Betch : We're goin' to Junction.
Skeet Keeler : [Skeet returns to the back of the bus]
Skeet Keeler : Some place called Junction.
Mike Hess : Junction? Shit! I spent a whole summer at Junction!
Skeet Keeler : What is it? A reform school?
Mike Hess : No, you dipshit, it's an auxiliary campus! Freshman orientation for A&M, stuff like that.
Pine : It's where he jacked up his grades to get eligible!
[Hess fumes as the guys laugh]
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Betch : [Clattering a bucket at 5 a.m] Last one of you peckerheads to the practice field is gonna run laps 'til 1958! Grab a jersey from the manager. The first team gets maroon.
Skeet Keeler : You mean we're gonna practice in the dark?
Betch : Oh, no. We're gonna practice 'til it gets dark.