Tales from the Crapper (2004 Video)
James Gunn: People say bad things about the dark lord, but I say he's a swell guy. Praise Satan!
Dad: Oh sorry, son. I blew all your college tuition. Hey, cheer up. It's no big deal. You don't care if you don't get an education or ever have sex, do you? You don't care if your life and dreams all go down the shitter and you're a penniless bum with no life for the rest of your life! All right, I'm off to the gay bar.
James Gunn: I'm now a famous Hollywood bitch, I mean I had to sacrifice a small baby for Satan, but things are so much better now.
[gets 40 dollars for his friend's college money]
Racoon Head: Yeah, that will totally pay for college!
The Crap Keeper: I have found Lenin's tomb, I don't know where Ringo or the other Beatles are though.
'Aristocrats!' Guy: There is this manager called Barney Gorgle. Do you know him? Barney Gorgle, he's a famous manager.