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Stuck on You (2003)

PG-13  |   |  Comedy  |  12 December 2003 (USA)
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Conjoined twins from Martha's Vineyard move to Los Angeles so that one of them can pursue an acting career.


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Cast overview, first billed only:
Ray 'Rocket' Valliere ...
Tommy Songin ...
Cher / Honey
Griffin Dunne
Bridget Tobin ...
Vineyard Cutie
Malcolm G. Chace Jr. ...
Vineyard Buddie


Bob and Walt Tenor are twin brothers, who not only share a passion for life, but also a liver. Thanks to their teamwork, being conjoined twins is not a handicap to them. But, when Walt's dreams of stardom of acting on the screen and Bob's shyness clashes, they both begin to fall out. This doesn't help when Bob's Internet girl arrives in town, unaware of their handicap, and when Walt gains his own TV show with Cher. Written by FilmFanUK

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Brothers. Best Friends. Twins. (Joined at the waist by 9 inches of flesh). See more »



Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor, and some language | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

12 December 2003 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Agarrado a Ti  »

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Box Office


$55,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$9,411,055 (USA) (12 December 2003)


$127,548 (Hong Kong) (19 March 2004)

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Did You Know?


Ray 'Rocket' Valliere's speech following the credits was not planned. He rambled on while the cameras kept rolling. Lunch had already been called and the crew was restless. But his speech was so heartfelt that no one stopped him. See more »


As Walt is singing "Summertime" on-stage, the audio track does not match his lip movements when he is being carried by the group of women. See more »


Doctor 1: I'm afraid... we lost them.
[girls gasp and begin to cry]
Doctor 1: [other doctor enters]
Doctor 2: It's okay, they'd been taken up to the top floor. We found them.
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Crazy Credits

Late in the end credits Rocket thanks the cast and crew for giving him a chance to act See more »


References Annie Hall (1977) See more »


Seed to Sow
Written by Joe Keefe
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The Farrelly brothers does it again!
6 March 2004 | by (EU) – See all my reviews

Going into this movie i expected another typical Farrelly movie, fearing i might hate it because the past years i haven't been such a big fan of dumb comedies, but this is actually very different, it is definitely a comedy, and it has a lot of small sketches that can crack you up, but underneath all the comedy they really managed to create a film with personal meaning, moral, and most important in this movie is the warm feeling you get off it.

What saves this movie really is the slight seriousity below the comedy, the movie does never try to be stupid and it works all the way through, you get really personal with the two main characters, who btw does an outstanding job, both of them are great in their roles, and i think it's good to see Matt Damon showing his potential, once again, in a very different genre than his former work.

The strength of the movie really is all these small sketches, there are so many, and they are just funny, every single one of them, how they work together, it's just so well made, small jokes that you may forget fast, but at the time they work, and the fight in the disco was just so great hehe, i couldn't help it, i loved it, the movie made me laugh, just as i thought i would never find a movie again that could make me laugh, i think it's nice to see that there are still comedies that are based on the comedy, that are funny without being dumb. The problem the later years i think have been the mass flood of stupid comedy shows where the fun part is based on disgusting crap, this movie really proofs that there is still a market for loose laid back comedies that are based on good humour rather than dumb humour, The farrely brothers truly rock!


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