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Grand Theft Parsons (2003) Poster

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Larry Oster-Berg: So what'cha doing here?

Larry Oster-Berg: We're, uh, meeting someone off a flight.

Uniform Cop: You're meeting someone off of a flight?

Larry Oster-Berg: Yes.

Uniform Cop: In a hearse?

Larry Oster-Berg: Yes. It's a, surprise.

Uniform Cop: Which part's the surprise, um, the fact that you're in a bright yellow hearse? The fact that you look like something out of a horror film? Or, the fact, that you're a half mile away from the terminal and they're gonna have to walk across two runways to reach you?

Larry Oster-Berg: The first part.

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Uniform Cop: Wherever there's a hippie, there's a crime, even if that crime hasn't happened yet. That's what I always say.

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Phil Kaufman: We'll be goin' now that your sign is no longer impeding our forward progress.

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Uniform Cop: You missed a gap 50 yards wide and hit a wall... IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!

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Larry Oster-Berg: Tell me we have not stolen a real person.

Phil Kaufman: Look, the place I get the coffins from probably hasn't filed a report yet. It will be sorted out within the hour. Trust me.

Larry Oster-Berg: Hoo! I'm overflowing with trust for you, man. I feel this overwhelming feeling of trust every time I look at you!

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Phil Kaufman: What the hell are you doing?

Larry Oster-Berg: The steering lock is on!

Phil Kaufman: Well, turn it off.

Larry Oster-Berg: I can't. He's got the key!

Phil Kaufman: So we can escape, but we can only drive in a circle.

Larry Oster-Berg: Yes!

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