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The Bianco and Rossi families of Yonkers have been feuding for years - over pizza! Those who prefer a tangy sauce go to Rossi's; those who like their crust thin and crispy go to Bianco's. When young Angela Rossi, armed with a newly minted associates degree in marketing from FIT, tries to help her father put the Bianco's out of business, pizza détente goes out the window. And when young doodle artist Tony Bianco agrees to help his father steal the secret of the Rossi's sauce to win the neighborhood pizza contest, pizza war - and a little star-crossed loving - follow. Written by
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Rated PG for language and some mild sexual content
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Tommy:
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about Angela]
Two years at FIT she's Donna Karen.
Beverly Rossi:
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un-amused]
Grate the cheese!
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I am an avid film-goer. In fact,I make it a point to view the latest, as well as some vintage films. I have had the opportunity of reviewing films for several magazines and newspapers throughout the country.I believe I know bad when I see it, and I know a gem when I see one. This one is more like a lump of coal. I saw this movie a while back at an audience preview.It was actually "released" in 1993. Sorry to say It is just awful.A Tale Of Two Pizzas is a totally amateurish waste of time effort and film stock, ranging from its
plot(Who makes a better Pizza? no one, really, its actually about love) to the uneducated style of direction, to the awful, sampled music, some of it in an Italian Tarantella genre( which sounds more like bad advertising music. Better just go out to any pizza restaurant , and spend your money on food, rather than waste it on an insult to the arts such as this one. This pizza leaves a bad taste in my mouth Deb.H.