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Love Don't Cost a Thing (2003)

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Highschool loser (Cannon) pays a cheerleader (Milian) to pose as his girlfriend so he can be considered cool. Remake of 1987' Can't Buy Me Love, starring Patrick Dempsey.

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Jordan Burg ...
Little Boy
Jackie Benoit ...
Old Lady
George Cedar ...
Old Man
Gay Thomas Wilson ...
Judy Morgan
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Ted
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Kadeem
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Yvonne Freeman (as Nichole Robinson)
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Zoe Parks
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Mia
Ian Chidlaw ...
Eddie
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JB (as JB Guhman)
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Anthony
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Dru Hilton
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Highschool loser (Cannon) pays a cheerleader (Milian) to pose as his girlfriend so he can be considered cool. Remake of 1987' Can't Buy Me Love, starring Patrick Dempsey.

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Love Don't Co$t A Thing but it pays to be yourself

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Comedy | Romance | Drama

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Rated PG-13 for sexual content/humor | See all certifications »
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12 December 2003 (USA)  »

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Can't Buy Me Love  »

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Opening Weekend USA:

$6,315,311, 14 December 2003, Wide Release

Gross USA:

$21,897,389, 7 March 2004
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Film critic Roger Ebert gave the film a positive three-star rating after only giving the original, Can't Buy Me Love, a half a star. See more »

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When Paris tells Al, "I wrote those words" she's really saying something else. See more »

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Mia: This ain't Burger King! You can't always have it your way!
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Nick Cannon pays a popular girl to go out with him, and ends up being the most annoying person ever
14 July 2005 | by See all my reviews

This movie is officially in my bottom 5 movies ever. This movie was so horrible. Steve Harvey is at his unfunniest- he's so bad in this movie that he deserves an Oscar for his performance in "You Got Served." Nick Cannon just solidifies himself in my book as Star of the Worst movies I'll ever watch. And two semi-funny people, Kenan Thompson and Kal Penn, must've just really needed to pay their rent and decided to take roles in this. Supposedly this movie was a comedy, but I never laughed once. It was awful. And we're supposed to believe they fell in love when they "dated" for 2 weeks? He never even aknowledged her! So contrived and forced. Never watch this movie, even if you're bored and figure you might as well get some good use of your Comcast OnDemand. I wish I could take back the hour and a half that I spent watching this.


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