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Barbershop 2: Back in Business (2004) Poster

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Gina: What Calvin NEEDS you to do is to get up off your fat ass an' cut some heads!

Eddie: Now how you gonna talk about size... when you one Reese's Pieces away from Jenny Craig y'self?

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Eddie: [taking food orders from people in the shop] Okay... so that's three orders of "hell naw", two orders of "ask ya mama", and one order of "negro please".

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Eddie: The D.C. sniper is the "Jackie Robinson" of crime! He broke into the crazy White leagues!

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Jimmy: So, you big time now, huh? you're the "Eminem" of the barber world now, huh?

Issac: Yeah. That's why they call me "Slim Fadey!"

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Ricky: [to Issac] Man, you cut hair like a bitch! Cuttin' little "I"'s in the back of people's heads an' shit!

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All Female Yoga Group: [channeling and releasing anger] HE... AIN'T... SHIT!

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[Calvin is about to eat a biscuit]

Miss Emma: Say grace first!

Calvin: Oh, uh..."Jesus wept".

Miss Emma: Why?

Calvin: Why what?

Miss Emma: Why did Jesus weep?

Calvin: 'Cuz he was sad.

Miss Emma: *Why* was he sad?

Calvin: 'Cuz he was sad 'cuz they ain't let him eat his biscuit...

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Customer Muhammed: [to Terri, trying to convert her to the Nation of Islam] All I want to know is... how can you, as a Black woman, bring yourself to worship a savior who looks like Kenny G?

Customer: Ay... Kenny G put out a bomb-ass Christmas album!

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Customer Muhammed: Terri... what you need is a real man. A Muslim man.

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Calvin: [to his calm baby son] One day this shop's gonna be yours.

[his baby son starts to cry loudly]

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[Jimmy comes in and tells Isaac to trim him up immediately and complains that he can't keep a schedule]

Calvin Palmer: Get 'im...

Isaac Rosenberg: SIT YO' ASS DOWN!

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Kenard: [When Calvin tells him that he has to take down the pictures of swimsuit models that he had put up on the mirror in front of his chair] Come on Calvin, you know I can't cut without the butt.

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