Romy and Michele: In the Beginning (2005 TV Movie)

Bob Van Dusen: Iowa Tourist

Quotes 

• Iowa Tourist : [he thinks they are hookers by how they are dressed]  Here, girls.

  [he hands them a dollar for a soda] 

  Iowa Tourist : I will pray for God to lead you to a better life.

  Michele Weinberger : Thanks. Wow, people in LA are just so nice.

  Police Officer : LAPD. You're under arrest.

  [she pushes them up against the soda machines] 

  Police Officer : Hands against the machines.

  Michele Weinberger : Under arrest for what?

  Police Officer : Solicitation.

  Romy White : What? We even haven't had sex... in like months.

  [the officer frisks Romy in a very personal spot] 

  Romy White : Where *exactly* do you think I'm hiding a gun?

  Police Officer : [the officer goes to Michele next]  C'mon spread 'em.

  Michele Weinberger : This is all a really big mistake.

  Police Officer : Oh, yeah? That's for the judge to decide. Once money changes hands, you ladies have earned yourself a trip downtown.

  Michele Weinberger : Money? You mean this dollar? He gave this to us to buy a tab with!

  Police Officer : Uh-huh.

  Romy White : It's true! What do you think she's gonna do for a dollar? Lick his neck?