George Burns has gathered many of his entertainer friends to watch him perform a one-man show. They become concerned for his health in doing a show all by himself. He says he is fine, but he starts acting like he is sick and tricks his fellow entertainers into performing in his show. Written by
Michael Johns (in attendance at the filming)
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John Denver only made a cameo appearance on the George Burns One-Man Show and sang just a single note. See more
George, I don't like that cough. If you don't rest your vocal cords, you might never sing again!
Gladys, I don't sing with my vocal cords.
Well, whatever it is you sing with, you better rest it.
You mean you want me to sit on it?
References The Bionic Woman
I'll Buy the Ring (And Change Your Name to Mine)
Written by Jack Mills
, Ed Rose
, and William Raskin
Performed by George Burns See more