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Big Bird: Eh... who's Osiris?

Prince Sahu: Him.

[points at a fresco as ominous music plays]

Prince Sahu: The lord of the underworld.

Aloysius Snuffleupagus: A gangster?

[the Museum is about to close, Big bird has run off]

Olivia: Is everybody here? Let's count noses.

The Count: I will count them. One noses, two noses, three noses...

Olivia: No, no, no, I meant people.

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[Bert and Ernie are looking at the painting of George Washington crossing the Delaware]

Ernie: You know what Bert, I bet George Washington caught a cold. He should have stayed home.

Bert: Do you think George Washington would stay in bed and open his Christmas presents?

Ernie: I don't know Bert.

Bert: No, sir, not the father of our country. He crossed the Delaware to New

[points west]

Bert: Jersey.

Ernie: Bert.

Bert: To New

[points west]

Bert: Jersey.

Ernie: If George Washington was going to New Jersey, why didn't he do what everybody does?

Bert: And what's that, Ernie?

Ernie: Take the George Washington Bridge, Bert.

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[Cookie Monster sees a painting of fruit]

Cookie Monster: Me eat picture!

Bob: No, no, no, Cookie Monster. You can't touch the picture.

Cookie Monster: No, me don't want to touch, me want to eat.

Bob: No, you can't, nooooo!

Cookie Monster: Let me eat frame.

Bob: The sign, Cookie Monster, look at the sign.

[sees a sign that forbids eating pictures]

Cookie Monster: Please don't eat the pictures. Aw, this going to be long night.

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Cookie Monster: Me think... me eat... hot dog... *stand*!

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David: I've got a real bad feeling that this museum is locked, and we are locked in the museum for the night.

Telly Monster: [greatly worried] David, what are we going to do now?

Oscar the Grouch: Well, I've got a suggestion. Let's panic!

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Big Bird: Hi. Do you guard this museum?

Museum Security Guard: Yeah.

Big Bird: Well, good work! We were here all night, and nobody bothered us. Ta-ta.

[exits]

Museum Security Guard: No you weren't. No.

Big Bird: [off screen] We were too.

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Prince Sahu: I'm Prince Sahue of Egypt, son of the God Wozerkaf, king of kings, lord of the two lands, conqueror of the East and West, and fabulous fisherman.

Big Bird: Uh, you don't have a nickname, do you?

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Cookie Monster: Oh boy, oh boy! Egyptian Mummy. Hmm. Look like banana with picture on. Huh? It's three thousand years old? Huh! Should be ripe now!

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Big Bird: Oh, the cat stopped. But where is the temple of Dender?

Aloysius Snuffleupagus: I wouldn't know, Bird. The only temple I've ever seen is Shirley Temple.

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Osiris: Let the feather... appear.

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Demon: [confronting Sahu as Big Bird and Snuffleupagus stand beside him] Prince Sahu, every night for the past four thousand years, I asked you the same question. I have asked the question 1,600,041 times, and not once have you given me the correct answer. I can assure you it has been very boring for me, and it's probably useless to ask the question again. But since I have no choice for the 1,600,042nd time, you have ten seconds. Where does today meet yesterday?

Prince Sahu: In a museum.

Demon: [looking incredulous] Did you say, "in a museum"?

Prince Sahu: Yes.

Demon: Well... that's a considerable improvement over your previous answers.

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