[confronting Sahu as Big Bird and Snuffleupagus stand beside him
Prince Sahu, every night for the past four thousand years, I asked you the same question. I have asked the question 1,600,041 times, and not once have you given me the correct answer. I can assure you it has been very boring for me, and it's probably useless to ask the question again. But since I have no choice for the 1,600,042nd time, you have ten seconds. Where does today meet yesterday?
In a museum.