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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) Poster

Quotes

[Daphne has made Velma look sexy in preparation for Patrick coming over]

Velma: Who's your mommy...

Patrick: Who's my... my mommy?

Shaggy: [Scooby slaps him] I needed that.

[Scooby slaps him again]

Shaggy: I needed that too.

[Scooby punches him]

Shaggy: [shouts] You're pushin' your luck Scoob.

Daphne: Fred, do you think that I'm just a pretty face?

Fred: No. I mean... yes. I mean *not fat*. Definitely *not fat*. Is this sort of you're looking for?

Daphne: Fat? Why did you even use that word?

Daphne: [after thinking of a clever retort to some jeering kids] Hey! Shut up!

Shaggy: Dig this, daddy-o. It's a real gas.

Fred: This is bad.

Shaggy: No doubt.

Fred: Shaggy?

Shaggy: Yeah?

Fred: Who's driving?

Shaggy: Uhh...

[the gang looks back to see who is driving with no one there but Scooby in the passenger seat]

Scooby-Doo: Rello!

[Shaggy and Scooby start playing with the control panel, which makes a beat with its noises]

Shaggy: [rapping] My name is Shaggy Fresh, and I'm the best at solving crimes. When the monsters see my face, they start to scream and chafe like a girl with Justin Timberlake.

Scooby-Doo: [rapping] My name is Scooby-Fresh. Raca-re-ra-ra-roo-ra-ree. Araca-ra. A-re-ra-roo-ree. A-roo-ra-racaraca-a-re-ra-roo.

Shaggy and Scooby: We're the greatest detectives! We're the greatest detectives! We're the greatest detectives!

Scooby-Doo: Re're the reatest retectives!

Shaggy: This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life!

Velma: Tied with what?

Shaggy: Every other freaking day of my life!

Shaggy: We're gonna die!

Daphne: Think positive!

Shaggy: We're gonna die quickly!

Shaggy: [to Patrick] Patrick, I'd love to do this all night, and something tells me you would, but it's time we make like your personality, and split.

Shaggy: Hey guys, Scooby's feelin kinda like he's got rabies. We're just gonna go outside and get some fresh air.

Shaggy: [about Old Man Wickles] Here's a clue for ya, Scoob - that guy's wearing his freak hat 24/7.

Shaggy: Run, Scoob, it's a skele-thingy!

Daphne: Freddy, are you okay? Wanna talk?

Fred: Talkin's for wimps.

[Fred gets out of the mystery machine]

Fred: It's time for action.

Patrick: Velma, let go of the grate!

Velma: So I can fall to my death?

Patrick: So I can pull you up! You gotta trust me!

Velma: No! I only trust the facts and all the facts say that you're the evil masked figure!

Patrick: What does your heart say?

Velma: I don't know, it's beating too loud for me to hear!

Patrick: Look deeper, you gotta trust me!

[pulls her up]

Black Knight: [after being electrocuted] Oh, crap!

Fred: Hey! He said my thing that I say!

Daphne: Guys, come on remember what I told you?

Shaggy: Never pick your nose in public.

Daphne: No, but that's... good too.

Scooby-Doo: Rimage ris everything.

Daphne: Yes, image is everything. Okay the whole city is watching, so try to keep a brave face.

Shaggy: Huh?

Daphne: Guys, they're costumes.

Shaggy: She's right, Scoob, up close they look totally fake.

[after releasing herself and friends from the trap using make-up accessories]

Daphne: I enjoy being a girl.

Heather: It's my job to unmask those who pretend to be who they're not.

Daphne: Unmask those? You sound like...

Heather: Sound like who?

Daphne: The Evil-Masked Guy. But you knew that. Because just as you know I'm standing here you know that I know who you know you are, which is him who's a her which is you.

Heather: Oh. Now I see what you're doing for the gang. You're in charge of incoherent bubbling.

Evil Masked Figure: Mystery Incorporated, once again you have proven useless before my power. Because of you soon Coolsville will be mine

Heather: darn it! thanks alot, the scoop of the night gone. can't you do anything right

Fred: I'm affraid. I'm a wimp, huh?

Daphne: That doesn't make you a wimp. Makes you human.

Old Man Wickles: Darn bushes howling at me again.

Shaggy: [Shaggy and Scooby trying to act like real spies] Scoob, what's your conclusion?

Scooby-Doo: [holds up a sketch of a bunny] Bunny!

Daphne: They're cheering for us again.

Fred: I always thought that was the best thing in the world. I guess I found something a bit better.

Daphne: Everyone has flaws. You just have to make sure the other person doesn't see them.

[in the monster hide]

Evil Masked Figure: Soon your friends will be dead... And Coolsville destroyed... My revenge will be final... And there's nothing you can do about it!

Patrick: I got to act tough or these people will beat up me a lot.

[Shaggy and Scooby start laughing]

Patrick: What? Do you think I'm kidding?

Shaggy: Uhh?

Scooby-Doo: No! No?

Patrick: [starts laughing] See!

[Shaggy and Scoob laugh again, then when Shaggy and Scoob about to leave]

Patrick: Boo!

[starts laughing again]

Shaggy: [a potion has given Shaggy muscles] I'm buff!

Black Knight Ghost: [after being electrocuted] Oh crap.

Cotton Candy Glob: You never should have locked those locks. Now you're stuck in here with me. The Cotton Candy Glob!

Shaggy: Cotton Candy Glob?

[Scooby and Shaggy start eating the ghost]

Cotton Candy Glob: NO! I'll give you cavities.

Scooby-Doo: [Scooby has become smart and Shaggy is a big jock] This Schwartzenagren oaf almost destroyed us.

Shaggy: Ha ha, go boom!

Scooby-Doo: Oh you are embarrasing.

Old Man Wickles: As if you getting the lead in "My Fair Lady" wasn't enough!

Jacobo: I was an excellent Eliza! You were too "acty".

Old Man Wickles: And stealing my tator tots?

Jacobo: You kept saying you felt puffy!

Shaggy: [Scooby and Shaggy are surrounded by monsters] We have to remain calm.

[Scooby screams]

Shaggy: CALM SCOOBY DOO! YOU'RE NOT BEING CALM!

[Scooby slaps him]

Shaggy: I needed that!

[Scooby slaps him again]

Shaggy: I needed that too!

[Scooby punches him]

Shaggy: You're pushing your luck Scoob!

Daphne: Where is it?

Velma: [mumbling] I gave it to Shaggy and Scooby.

Fred: Ha, that's funny. It sounded like you said you gave it to Shaggy and Scooby.

Fred: You can't fool me with that macho facade. You're just afraid to show your sensitive side.

Black Knight Ghost: Oh... you've touched my inner child... and he's REALLY MAD!

Shaggy: Come on Scoob.

[bumps into Miner 49er]

Shaggy: Miner... 40... 9er.

Miner 49er: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[breathes fire at Shaggy and Scooby]

Miner 49er: [chasing Shaggy and Scooby] I'll get you, you varmints.

Ned: But we cuddled!

Miner 49er: I'll get you, you varmints!

Buttercup Scout: Would you like to buy some cookies?

Man in Suit: Have you heard the good news?

Scooby-Doo: Yeah. There's cookies.

Evil Masked Figure: You can't do this to me! Who do you think you are?

Scooby-Doo: Scooby... dooby... doo.

[Scooby puts the control panel on the thing and presses the button]

Evil Masked Figure: No!

Shaggy: [trying to act like Fred, Daphne, and Velma and reading fax paper upside down] What markings are these?

Fred: [turns fax right side up] Words

Shaggy: Ah, words

[Velma is wearing an orange-leather catsuit and trying to walk in a sexy manner]

Patrick: Uh, Velma? Do you have to go to the bathroom?

Velma: No, I can't in this outfit.

Fred: And the real identity of Ned is...

[Fred pulls Ned's Hair]

Ned: Ow!

Fred: [angrily] Ned!

Scooby-Doo: [about to put the control panel on monster maker] Rooby... Dooby... Doo!

Fred: They're totally having a montage in there without us.

Velma: [Velma, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo come across a pair of silhouettes belonging to ghouls] The skeleton men.

Shaggy: [Scooby-Doo reacts by abruptly farting] He does that when he gets nervous.

Scooby-Doo: [Fanning a paw behind his butt] Rorry.

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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