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This movie was so goddamn AWFUL that even thinking about it now makes me wince in pain.
The acting is terrible. So...very terrible...not one of the people in
this movie can act...Acting is not one of their talents, they have no acting ability, acting is beyond their limited talents, I know dead fish who had more liberating careers yadda yadda. Trust me.
The story is really...meh...It's badly written, uninspired and the
storyline really is pathetic, disjointed and altogether boring.
It has the typical stupid plot points, where people do stupid things
and you lose all respect for them as characters.
Can I mention the terrible acting again? - It was
I mean...I wish I could find more to complain about but there's so
little substance to the film and all the people in it that there's literally nothing left to say about it, apart from, Whatever you do, DO NOT watch this film unless you enjoy the slow and painful melting of your own brain as you sit through the most retarded and pathetic attempt at movie making you will ever witness.
I'm doing this to save people from wasting a good 90 minutes of precious, precious life.
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