The military draft is back. Three best friends are drafted and given 30 days to report for duty. In that time they're forced to confront everything they believe about courage, duty, love, ... See full summary »
Adam Glasser (also known as Seymore Butts) is a Jewish porn movies director. Along with cousin Stevie, mum Lila, and other friends, he runs his porn movies company. Once you will watch this... See full summary »
C.R.E.A.M: The American Dream thrusts audiences onto the hustlin' streets of Miami's criminal underworld and tells the story of a small-time gang's rise from the poverty of the projects to becoming king-pins of a narcotics empire.
I had no intention of seeing this movie when it first came on television. I didn't see the point of watching something named "Porn 'n Chicken", but a year later, I sat down and decided to give it a try. Just as I had suspected, the movie was horrible. The acting was blah, the actual chance of anything like that happening was low, and ... well, I just didn't like it. But I laughed... a LOT. Some of the scenes were too bizzare. Which was entertaining. The virgin cutie and his girlfriend were hilarious. I also thought that making.. was it Geoffrey Arend's? character gay, was great. I could sense that he was from the beginning, and seeing how he was accepted made me feel good. You don't see a alot of that happening in America.. example #1 Chris Winston - The homophobe. How can a person be so close-minded? I don't know.
"Were those dorms those kids were living in? Seniors and they live in dorms? In my world we call those people LOSERS!"... and what world do you live in exactly, Chris? You must be on pot yourself... 'cause no one talks that much bull whilst being conscious of themselves.
Anyway, yes, the movie was bad. But.. the laughs were good. The music is absolutely amazing.
In my opinion...6/10. just for the music alone.
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