Hey Oscar, wait! Hey Oscar! I know how Santa gets down the chimney! All he does is take that big belt of his and tie it real tight around his waist, and it makes him so skinny he fits right down the chimney.
[pops out of the can
You are, without a doubt, the stupidest...
[most of what he says next is drowned out by the noise of a passing subway train
... bird I've ever met.
[goes back in the can