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Criminal Ways (2003)
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The world's worst actor Danny, meets the world's worst crook Marcus and their lives are changed forever...

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
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Danny
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Marcus
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Kirsty
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Jimmy King
Lena Cruz ...
Aurora 'Rory' Van Dyke
Tony Niko ...
Stewie (as Tony Nikolakopoulos)
Costas Kilias ...
Adrian
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Hammer
Chantal Contouri ...
Sally
Nicholas Fleming ...
Oliver
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Lita (as Jemma Rivera Wilks)
Terry Gill ...
Barney the Bear
David Watson ...
Granville Van Dyke
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Bill Gennaro
Gnarnayarrahe Waitairie ...
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The world's worst actor Danny, meets the world's worst crook Marcus and their lives are changed forever...

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Kid's entertainment, it's criminal.

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Comedy

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Rated R for language and some sexual content | See all certifications »
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Release Date:

25 September 2003 (Australia)  »

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Box Office

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$468,847 (Australia) (26 September 2003)

Gross:

$468,847 (Australia) (26 September 2003)
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Marcus: Bill, say something!
Bill Gennaro: Are you right, Danny? Were did the bitch shoot you? Stomach? Heart?
Danny: ...Elbow
Bill Gennaro: What? Can you get my jacket off, its a Versace!
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I am not Australian and I laughed!
29 June 2004 | by (Minneapolis, USA) – See all my reviews

Hi! someone said non-australians wouldn't probably like it. maybe i have spent enough time in Australia but my boyfriend and I saw it up in Darwin and it was his first time in Australia. while it was not high brow intellectual humor, I thought it was hilarious and my boyfriend had a few chuckles as well. I thought it was silly and funny how it made fun of how a lot of kids stuff is really pretty dumb. At least that is how I felt when I was a kid and saw a clown or something (if I wasn't actually scared of the clown/mime, I felt them to be "talking" down to me). The Wiggles are big over here now and now I always think of this movie when I think of them although I believe this film was supposed to not have any sort of connection or reference to them.


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