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The Calcium Kid
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The Calcium Kid (2004) -- After accidentally breaking the hand of the top British contender, a milkman with no boxing experience is the last minute selection to meet the middleweight boxing champion in a title fight.
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Overview

User Rating:
5.6/10   2,427 votes
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Director:
Writers:
Derek Boyle (screenplay)
Alex De Rakoff (screenplay)
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Release Date:
30 April 2004 (UK) more
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It takes a lotta bottle to be the champ more
Plot:
The film is a mockumentary comedy, in which Bloom plays young milkman Jimmy. He is an amateur boxer who by a bizarre twist of events ends up fighting the world champion in his home town. | add synopsis
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Very British, Very Funny more (33 total)

Cast

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Mark Heap ... Sebastian Gore-Brown

Michael Lerner ... Artie Cohen
Ronni Ancona ... Pat Connelly

Michael Peña ... Jose Mendez
Julian Zapata ... Jose's Entourage
Alejandro Ramirez ... Jose's Entourage
Milton Hernandez ... Jose's Entourage
Alberto Ramon ... Jose's Entourage
Hector Trujillo ... Jose's Entourage
John Correa ... Jose's Entourage
Janier Morales Drado ... Jose's Entourage
Wilson Cretaro da Luz Jr. ... Jose's Entourage

Tamer Hassan ... Pete Wright

Omid Djalili ... Herbie Bush
John Joyce ... Jon Wright
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MPAA:
Rated R for language and brief nudity.
Runtime:
89 min
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1.85 : 1 more
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Cameo: [Jamie Gambell]when Stan is fighting with various people in the bar, the guy that he is wrestling with on the pool table is the second boom operator. more
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Paddy O'Flannagan: Now Johnny, I want you to close your eyes, take a few deep breaths and visualize yourself sitting in a beautiful field beside a quaint little stream. A lovely breeze blows over your face, and you feel safe and calm. Safe and calm! Safe... and calm.
Jimmy: AAAH! A giant angry Jose shot out of the stream, dragged me out by the ears and dragged me under.
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Movie Connections:
Remake of The Kid from Brooklyn (1946) more
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One Less Monkey more

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5 out of 6 people found the following comment useful.
Very British, Very Funny, 14 March 2005
8/10
Author: nazgul748 from NC

The Calcium Kid is very funny in the tradition of "Young Frankenstein" and Monty Python stuff. Orlando Bloom shows that he can do more then play the swashbuckler. The humor ranges from subtle to absurd. The screenplay was just a little shy of pure genius. Sometimes it's nice to see a film that is just for fun. The actors have a chance to have fun and make fun of themselves. Orlando Bloom plays a wonderful part as our hapless hero. The supporting cast is great. The direction was hilarious. Pay attention though, you might miss some very funny stuff!! I give it 8/10 for the quality of work throughout the production. I literally laughed out loud several times. It's worth watching at least once, but I'll bet you'll want to see it again.

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