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The Ranch (2004)

TV Movie  -   -  Comedy | Drama  -  5 July 2004 (USA)
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A professional bordello in Nevada, where prostitution is somewhat legal, the sex workers employed there and the clients that frequent it.

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A professional bordello in Nevada, where prostitution is somewhat legal, the sex workers employed there and the clients that frequent it.

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Their stories are different... but their profession is the same.

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Comedy | Drama

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Rated R for sexual content including dialogue | See all certifications »
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O Rancho do Amor  »

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When Kim's fiancĂ©e picks her up at the airport in Detroit, he is there waiting for her as she exits the plane. This was not allowed in 2004 unless the person has a boarding pass. See more »

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Referenced in The Benchwarmers (2006) See more »

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Slow And Easy
Written by David Weisberg (as David A Weisberg)
Performed by Felice
Courtesy of Unsolicited Records
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Lame, tame, and more of the same
5 July 2004 | by (Orange County, CA USA) – See all my reviews

Did you hear about the prostitute who went to confessions and recognized the priest's stuttering voice through the confessional screen as belonging to one of her customers? Probably not because I just made it up. The point is, "The Ranch" is far less creative than that as it takes you into a Nevada ranch-style brothel and a jambalaya of cliches and stereotypes. You'll see all manner of prostitute issues from health issues to security issues to social stigma issues to family issues...yadayadayada. You'll see ample T, some A, and some softcore stuff with plenty of frank sex talk in this dramady which plays out like part bad sitcom and part bad soap opera. What you won't see is originality, creativity, or the real deal. Yuck! (C)


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