Shane: [Shane and Ford are driving a stock-racing car] Ford, traffic!
Cary Ford: Aw! This is why I hate four wheels!
Cary Ford: I live my life a quarter-mile at a time.
Shane: That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!
Trey: Fuck the police!
Agent McPherson: [Trey takes off after Ford] Was that a threat?
Agent Henderson: I believe it was!
Cary Ford: What is it about driving cars that makes you all such assholes?
Shane: What is it with you, Ford? Everywhere you go, everything turns to hell.
Cary Ford: Yeah, it's a talent I have.
Agent McPherson: [after surviving a spectacular crash] Thank God for airbags!
Cary Ford: I just jumed my bike onto the roof of a moving train. It's amazing what you can do when you have no choice.
Cary Ford: [referring to Henry, after Henry rides off with his drugs] I gotta get that bike.
Shane: [referring to China] I gotta get that bitch.
[Trey picks up Junior's knife after he lost it during a short fight with Ford]
Trey: 'Sup J? Drop somethin'?
Junior: Just takin' care of sum bizness T.
Trey: [turns to Ford] Ford...heard you wuz up in Indochina eatin' sushi 'n shit.
Junior: I thought sushi came from Japan?
Trey: I know where sushi come from, *nigga*! I ain't even talkin' to you!
Shane: Ford, what part of "I don't love you anymore. You're a bastard, and I never want to see you again" didn't you understand?
Val: Every major road into L.A. is blocked. I know you said it wouldn't be fun if it was easy, but does it have to be THIS much fun?
Val: You want this hour's bad news? Every major road in L.A. is blocked! I know you said it wouldn't be any fun if it was easy, but does it have to be THIS much fun?
China: You messed with the wrong chick!
Shane: [Shane knocks China off her bike] Looks like you did, bitch!