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Freddy vs. Jason (2003) More at IMDbPro »

Freddy Krueger: [to Kia] How sweet, dark meat.

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Freddy Krueger: [to Lori] I've always had a thing... for the whores that lived in this house.

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[after seeing Jason at the rave]
Kia: Was that him? The guy you were talking about... Freddy Krueger?
Lori: No, that wasn't the guy in my dream. That was somebody else.
Linderman: Who cares about some fucking dream guy, Ok? That psycho in the hockey mask was real.
Freeburg: Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.

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Freddy Krueger: What's wrong, Lori? Miss your wake-up call?

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[first lines]
Freddy Krueger: [narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured out a way to forget about me. To erase me completely. Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a BITCH. I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's afraid. I had to search the bowels of Hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home.

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[after Blake gets away]
Freddy Krueger: [to himself] Not strong enough, yet. Well, I will be soon enough. Until then... I'll let Jason have some fun.

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Lori: Hey. Gibb, what are you doing? I thought you were gonna quit.
Gibb: I only smoke when I drink now.
Kia: But you're always drinking.
Gibb: Yeah, well, I'll work on that next.

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Gibb: You're the one that killed Trey!
Freddy Krueger: Oh, don't worry about my little errand boy. The only thing to fear, is fear himself!
[Gibb stumbles and falls over railing]
Freddy Krueger: Aw!

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[In Jason's dream]
Mrs. Pamela Voorhees: [to Jason] Jason, my special, special boy. Do you know what your gift is? No matter what they do to you, you cannot die. You can never die. You've just been sleeping, honey. But now, the time has come to wake up. Mommy has something she wants you to do. I need you to go to Elm Street. The children have been very bad on Elm Street. Rise up, Jason. Your work isn't finished. Hear my voice and live again. Make them remember me, Jason. Make them REMEMBER WHAT FEAR TASTES LIKE.
[after Jason leaves, Mrs. Voorhees morphs into Freddy Krueger]
Freddy Krueger: I've been away from my children for far too long.

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Mark Davis: Somebody wake me up!

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Kia: C'mon guys, we all know who the real virgin is here.
Lori: Kia!
Kia: Lori, we know that you saved it for Will. But why would he want you, when he can fuck somebody like me?
Linderman: Ha ha ha.
Will Rollins: Let's tie the bitch up!

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Freddy Krueger: [to Lori] Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy.

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[last lines]
Lori: Welcome to my world, bitch!
[decapitates Freddy with Jason's machete]

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Will Rollins: Freeburg, time to go. We gotta go. Now. Come on.
[Possessed By Freddy Krueger]
Freeburg: Let me handle this, bitch.

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Freddy Krueger: Now... it's time to put this "bad dog" to sleep... FOR GOOD.

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Freddy Krueger: [as Mrs. Voorhees] I'm disappointed in you Jason! You were supposed to come back home! Only kill a few of them! But I blame myself... I should've known you wouldn't have been able to stop killing! You are like a big stupid dog who can't stop eatiiiiing! Even though... your master said you had enough!
Freddy Krueger: [Back to normal] Hahahaha... time to put this... bad dog to sleep. For good!
Jason Voorhees: [Cuts Freddy's right arm off]
Freddy Krueger: Not my arm!
Jason Voorhees: [Cuts Freddy's left arm off]
[Freddy screams with agony]
Freddy Krueger: [Get's up smiling] hehehehe... Ha!
[Regrows arms!]
Freddy Krueger: [Blocks Jason's attack and sends the machete flying off into a pipe]
Freddy Krueger: [Hitting jason repeatedly, then scratching his mask, leaving a mark] Awwww... Welcome to MY nightmare
Freddy Krueger: [Makes the machete fly into Jason, pinning him to the wall]
[Freddy raises each of his fingers, as each one raises a tile flys into the machete handle, pushing it further into Jason]
Freddy Krueger: [Freddy opens his hand and many tiles begin to float]
[Freddy throws his hand in Jasons direction and the tiles head towards the machete handle]
Freddy Krueger: [Appearing directly beside Jason] Penny for your thoughts, chief!
Jason Voorhees: [Pulls out the machete and holds Freddy's head so the blade is touching his neck]
Freddy Krueger: Ohhh scary!
[Disappears]
Freddy Krueger: Hahahahaha
[Reappears on a banister further away]
Freddy Krueger: [Begins to play pinball with Jason]
[Eventually Jason falls to the floor]
Freddy Krueger: Aw... tilt.
Freddy Krueger: [Placing his hands towards large tank]
[Slowly the tank lossens from the ceiling then falls]
Freddy Krueger: Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!
Freddy Krueger: [Walks towards Jason] Why won't you DIE?
Jason Voorhees: [Grabs Freddy and throws him into a pipe]
[Pipe starts leaking and room lighting turns green instead of red]
Jason Voorhees: [Walks towards Freddy who is behind a wall of water]
[Jason goes to attack Freddy, then stops and stares at the water]
Freddy Krueger: Ooooooh... so you ARE afraid of something afterall huh?
Freddy Krueger: [Makes it rain on Jason] Haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!
Freddy Krueger: Haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!
[End of Scene]
Freddy Krueger: [a few scenes later, we return to Freddy and Jason]
Jason Voorhees: [Now a child in underwear and hockey mask, lying on the floor, cowering]
Freddy Krueger: Aw... how sweet...
[removes mask]
Freddy Krueger: You ugly little shit! Now there's a face... only your MOTHER COULD LOVE!
Freddy Krueger: [Pulls up Mrs. Voorhees' head]
Freddy Krueger: Hahaha... yeah! Now we're getting somewhere! Let's see what really scares you
Freddy Krueger: [Begins to impale Jason head with his claw]
Freddy Krueger: And dig a little deepeeeeer... aaaahahaaa
[Blade goes further into Jaosn's head]

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Freddy Krueger: [to Lori] Think you're so smart! Huh, bitch?

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Mark Davis: Kurt, how many times do I have to tell you, man? I don't do checkers. I'm a UNO guy, all right? So go grab the fucking UNO deck and we'll play, OK?

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Freddy Krueger: Man the torpedoes.

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Kia: Oh, God, y'all, two killers? We're not safe awake or asleep.

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Freddy Krueger: [to Jason] Why won't you DIE?

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[Bobby Davis appears in a bloody bathtub in Mark's nightmare]
Bobby Davis: Hey Mark. You didn't forget about me, did you?
Mark Davis: Oh god.
[Bobby speaks in Freddy Krueger's voice]
Freddy Krueger: Oh that's right, everyone forgot. That's why they weren't afraid anymore. That's why I had to get Jason to kill for me to get them to remember. But now he just won't stop...
[Bobby shows Mark his slit wrists]
Freddy Krueger: That hockey puck.

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[Hears Trey from the cornstalks]
Trey: I'm dead one day and you're already out gettin' shitfaced? Same old Gibb.
Gibb: [Stammering] Trey, I, I can not believe it.
Trey: Come on, let's go.
Trey: Babe, don't make me ask you twice, okay?

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Freddy Krueger: [to Lori] Your eyes say "no, no." But my mouth says "yes, yes."

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Kia: [to Freddy] : So you're the one everyone's afraid of? Tell me something. What kind of faggot... runs around in a... Christmas sweater? I mean, come on. Get real. You're not even scary.
[taunting him]
Kia: You're not even scary. And let's talk about the butter knives. What is with the butter knives? You trying to compensate for something? Maybe coming up a little short there between the legs, Mr. Krueger?
Freddy Krueger: Hmmm.
Kia: I mean, you've got these teensy-weensy little things, and Jason has got this big ol' thing like...
[Freddy points behind her, she turns, and there is Jason standing right in front of her with his machete]

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Freddy Krueger: [Narrating] When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty... but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse... the stuff nightmares are made of.

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[Tormenting a 'young' Jason in his dream]
Freddy Krueger: Awww... how sweet.
[Rips the hockey mask off]
Freddy Krueger: You ugly little shit. Now there's a face...
[Holds up his mother's severed head]
Freddy Krueger: only a mother could love.

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Freddy Krueger: [to Jason] Ahhh. So you are afraid of something after all, huh?

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Freddy Krueger: [to Jason] I'm dying to see what skeletons are hidden in your closet.

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[Jason approaches two ravers]
Teammate: Check out this fucking guy.
Shack: Well, hey, Jethro. This is a rave, not a Halloween party. Why don't you go find yourself a pig to fuck?
Teammate: Yeah. Invite only, cornpoke,
[Poking Jason's chest on each word]
Teammate: and you... weren't... invite...
[Jason grabs Teammate's head and twists it around. Jason then pokes him in his chest... and he falls over, dead]
Shack: Son of a bitch.

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Deputy Stubbs: [as the teens come out of the house screaming] Do you need some assistance?
Gibb: [showing him her blood-stained hands]
[shouts]
Gibb: What the fuck do you think?

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Freeburg: Man, screw that clown. I mean, what kind of a pussy comes after you in your dreams anyway? Now, that, that big-ass mother fucker back at the cornfield, all right, that's who we should be afraid of. Tell me who the fuck that was.

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Deputy Stubbs: I don't know, maybe what we need to do is... to offer Freddy a, a sacrifice.
Freeburg: Yeah, yeah, totally. Like a, like a virgin, right? Someone pure.
[Everyone looks at Linderman]
Linderman: Dude, don't look at me. Even if you pay for it, it still counts.

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Deputy Stubbs: I think we're dealing with a copycat here.
Linderman: No. No. No, no, no. He's not a copycat. I've seen what he can do. He's the real Jason.
Deputy Stubbs: That's impossible, Linderman. Jason is dead.
Freeburg: Yeah, well, you better start thinking outside your little box, dude, 'cause somebody's definitely breaking the fucking reality rules, OK?

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[Freddy is playing pinball with Jason, suddenly Jason hits the ceiling and falls straight down]
Freddy Krueger: Tilt!

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Little Girl: His name is Freddy Krueger... and he loves children, especially little girls. Freddy's coming back. Soon he'll be strong enough. It's okay to be afraid. We were all afraid. Warn your friends. Warn everyone.

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[torturing Jason in the dream world]
Freddy Krueger: Penny for your thoughts, chief?
[Jason grabs him and pushes his throat to the machete]
Freddy Krueger: Oh, scary.

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[tormenting Mark in his nightmares]
Freddy Krueger: [disguised as Mark's brother] I need you to send a little message for me. That's all. Just a little message.
Mark Davis: I'm not gonna do it. (screaming) I won't do it!
[fully transformed back into himself]
Freddy Krueger: NO?
[slams the gloved hand on the wall next to Mark's ear]
Mark Davis: I won't do it.
[grabs Mark by his shirt sleeves and points a bladed finger at him]
Freddy Krueger: I'll have to pass that message myself, won't I, hmm?

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[to Lori]
Mark: Do you want some free advice? Coffee. Make friends with it.

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Blake: My best friend was just *killed* tonight Dad. So what about give me some *fucking* space?

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Freddy Krueger: [In Westin Hills, possessed as Freeburg] These are my children, Jason. Go back to where you belong.

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Lori: [in Jason's nightmare, while young Jason is drowning in Crystal Lake] Aren't you going to help the kid?
Male Counselor: [having sex with a female counselor] Can't you see that I'm busy here?
Male Counselor: You mean you're not coming?
Freddy Krueger: [the Counselor turns into Freddy Krueger and it is revealed that he is having sex with a dead girl's body] It's not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet.
[he laughs, and waves the dead girl's hand at Lori]

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[in Lori's dream]
Dr. Campbell: Look at you, you're exhausted. We need to get you to...
[Dr. Campbell turns into Freddy Krueger]
Freddy Krueger: Bed.

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[In Jason's dream, after being impaled to a tree with Jason's machete]
Heather: I should've been watching them, not drinking. not meeting a boy at the lake...
[Heather morphs into a dead boy killed by Jason in the past]
Dead boy on tree: I deserve to be punished...
[Dead boy morphs into a dead girl with her throat slit, another past victim of Jason]
Dead girl on tree: We all deserve to be punished...

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Shack: This ever-clear is kicking my ass.

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[Lori is talking about her dream]
Lori: And there were these little girls, and they were singing this song like... like...
Mark: One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Do you know why they sing that? Because that's when he comes for you.

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Mark Davis: Do you want me to start having nightmares again?
Will Rollins: Don't start with that dream demon shit again. OK? You know that's all just in your head.
Mark Davis: Yeah, yeah, and who are you, the poster boy for sanity?

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Freddy Krueger: Got your nose!

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[on top of a construction scaffold, yelling down to Jason]
Freddy Krueger: Hey, asshole! Up here!
[Jason looks up to see him and Freddy knocks down a stack of rebars which impale through Jason's body]

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Mark Davis: [talking about Freddy] He's a child murderer. And some parents from around here burned him ALIVE. Then he came back; back for revenge in our nightmares.

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Deputy Stubbs: [talking about Jason] Now, this Jason Voorhees supposedly drowned at Camp Crystal Lake back in the 30s when he was 11 years old. The counselors weren't watching him, and then they made the mistake of killing his mother. Now, legend has it, that Jason kept returning from his grave to punish whoever returned to the Camp. I think we're dealing with a copycat here.

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Freddy Krueger: [after Gibb's death] No! She's Mine! Mine! *Mine!*

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Freddy Krueger: Welcome to my world, bitch.

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