Two best friends, Merv Doody (James Heathcote) and Onkey (Dan Palmer), take a hapless escaped mental patient under their wing and attempt to teach him how to become a real serial killer.

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Cast

Credited cast:
James Heathcote ...
Dan Palmer ...
Nicola Connell ...
Abby
Yazz Fetto ...
Desmond Cullum-Jones ...
Old Man Wilson
James King ...
Merv's Boss
Tony Rogers ...
Chip McCready
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Doiminic Evans ...
Bleeding Hagfan
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Looney Doll (voice)
Abby Forknall ...
Chip's Bitch #2
Gemma Forknall ...
Chip's Bitch #1
Chili Gold ...
Cherry
James Hicks ...
Jeremiah Gibble
Louise Hughes ...
Sexy Nurse
Less Than Jake ...
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Merv Doody (James Heathcote) is a true horror aficionado. He's seen it all. That's when fate delivers an inept psycho killer to his doorstep. At first, Merv is interested in not getting killed, but then it becomes something more. He must transform this bumbling reject from the local asylum into the ultimate killing machine. Enlisting the aid of his best friend Onkey (Dan Palmer), they set about making the best slasher in the world. Forget Jason and Freddy. They're losers. The man with the spatula (that's right, I said spatula. You wanna make something of it, Sissy?) learns his lessons too well. It isn't long before the man with the hockey mask and orange jumper is carving a path of destruction through the sleepy town of Redwater Cove. Merv and Onkey find that they are the only two who can stop the murderous rampage of their own creation. The only question is how do you destroy an unstoppable machine of utter madness? Written by Douglas A. Waltz; CULT-CUTS

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Over ten different people played the character of the Looney; Yazz Fetto provided the voice. See more »

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Onkey: Look, the doctor is Frankenstein, the monster is called Frankenstein's monster.
Merv Doody: Oh, like Dawson's Creek.
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SPECIAL THANKS TO: David Cronenberg, John Carpenter, Jim Carrey and Larry Hagman. See more »

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References The Exorcist (1973) See more »

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Written and Performed By The Deadbeat Radicals
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I have no idea what possessed me...
2 November 2007 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

...to watch this movie. Well to start watching this movie anyway, I couldn't bear more than 20 Min's. Really was the biggest pile of sweaty sack to be given the title of a "movie" I know it's supposed to be a spoof but it's just not in anyway funny, it's shockingly childish. The acting is not even worthy of a children's TV programme. For the majority of the

20 Min's my boyfriend and I just stared at each other in disbelief that some complete twot agreed to fund this! Please save yourself the time. Unless you are 10 years old or younger, then you might find yourself mildly entertained!


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