Memorable quotes for
Thirteen (2003) More at IMDbPro »

Tracy: If everybody married someone from a different race then in one generation there would me be no prejudice.

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Melanie: I love you and your brother more than anything in the world. I would die for you, but I won't leave you alone right now.

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Melanie: How do you explain $860 in your wallet?
Tracy: We jacked it, okay? God, Mom, you knew what was going on with all those clothes and shit. Not even you're that dumb...
Melanie: [shouts] I didn't know it went that far.

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Tracy: Um, since when does Medina have a ghetto booty?
Evie: Oh, I think she stuffs.
Astrid: That slut ain't got shit on THESE double-cheesburgers.
[She shakes her butt]
Medina: Shake it, don't break it, bitch.
Astird: Fuck her.

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[the girls walk out in two matching cut-up halter tops]
Tracy: Well, what do you think? Are we hot or what?
Mel: That WAS your brother's favorite t-shirt.

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[as underage Evie tries to seduce him]
Luke: No. Bad. Danger, Will Robinson, danger.

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Melanie: Goddamn dollar-fifty-a-square-foot floor!

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Tracy: No bra, no panties! No bra, no panties! No bra, no panties!

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Tracy: Would you like me to model my new thong? Great for pooping on the go!

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[after dying Cynthia's hair]
Melanie: If this gets you laid, you owe me double.

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[Tracy is on the phone in a tattoo shop]
Tracy: Hey Mom, do you know what point-slope form is? No, me neither. See? That's why I need to be here... at the library.

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Tracy: Hey Mason, who would you say is the hottest girl in school?
Mason: Evie Zamora.
Tracy: Guess who I hung out with today.
Mason: Bull.
Tracy: Melrose Avenue. (Mason looks at her in awe) What? Like that's so hard to believe...

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[singing]
Evie: The itsy-bitsy spider dropped acid at the park...

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[outside Mason's open window]
Tracy: [talking to dog in baby voice] Oh Hampton, he's my baby, yes...
Evie: [walks in front of Mason's window] Hey Mason!
[pulls thong up over shorts while shaking her butt]
Evie: move ya g-string down South!
Tracy: Gross! That's my brother!
Evie: [giggling while walking away with Tracy] Relax! Maybe I'll marry into the family.

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Melanie: What is that?
Tracy: [whispers] It's a belly-button ring.
Melanie: Speak up, I can't hear you.
Tracy: ITS A BELLY-BUTTON RING! HOW ELSE CAN I SAY IT, I DON'T SPEAK NO OTHER LANGUAGES! Oh, and you wanna know what that is,
[sticks out her tongue]
Tracy: that is a tongue ring.

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Tracy: Mothers, lock up your sons!

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Mason: What? You wanna hit me, Tracy? Go ahead and hit me. You will go to jail, you fucking slut!
Tracy: Don't call me a slut. MOM! MASON JUST CALLED ME A SLUT!

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[Tracy's slashed-up arm is exposed]
Tracy: [crying] That's none of your business, you fucking Frankenstein!
Brooke: Oh, no. This child is my business, you little cunt.

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Melanie: You're my heart.

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Tracy: So you're a model?
Evie: She's a model-slash-actress!
Brooke: Slash-bartender who's about to be late for work.

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Evie: Tracy?
Tracy: What-ey?
Evie: Your going out with Javi!

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Evie: How about we make a Luke sandwich?
Luke: Um, how about you're jailbait?

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Tracy: Mom! I have to go to the bathroom, *now*.
Melanie: Can't you hold it a minute?
Tracy: That's how you get a bladder infection, you child abuser!
Melanie: That's dramatic.

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Mason: [Tracy's back is turned and Mason doesn't see her face] Oh, baby, back that ass up!
Mason: [Tracy turns around] Tracy?

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Brooke: Evie, goddamit, have you seen my other cutlet?
Evie: Incoming cutlet!
[throws it at her and hits her in the behind]

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Melanie: Have you been drinking?
Mason: Of course she has because she's always FUCKING DRINKING, isn't she?
Tracy: Oh, like you never have!
Brady: Hey, what's going on?
[Kayla begins crying]

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Rapper #1: [rapping] I feel like humpin' somethin'! I feel like humpin' somethin'! I feel like humpin' somethin'!

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Tracy: Geez, Mom, why don't you open a hotel? You could get payed for all this shit.

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Tracy: So, Brady, how was the halfway house?
Brady: Same as the last one, Tracy.

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Evie: Something peed in your bed.

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Brooke: We'll be moving up to Ojai so you won't be seeing Evie again... ever. You're really cruel, Tracy. I mean, I'm sure you can be a sweet kid when you want but right now you are a really bad influence! I mean you cheat, you lie, you steal
Tracy: [shouts] Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? Where do you think I *learned* all this shit from?
[Tracy walks off into the kitchen]
Melanie: Tracy was playing with Barbies before she met Evie!
[follows Tracy into kitchen]
Brooke: [along with Evie, follows Tracy and Melanie into kitchen] Oh what? Did she teach her to beat the crap out of her as well
[grabs Tracy by the arm]
Brooke: Don't even start with me little one, I've seen the bruises!
Tracy: What the hell did you tell her, Evie?
Brooke: [turns to Evie] Come here... What about this?
[shows scrape by Evie's hairline that Tracy accidentally made when the two girls were play fighting]
Tracy: [shouts] What the fuck? We were just goofing!
Melanie: Tracy didn't hit her!
Evie: [shouts] Yes, she did!
Tracy: [shouts] I don't believe this shit! She hit me too! She hit me too!
Brooke: [grabs Tracy's arm and struggles with Tracy to pull back her sleeve] And look at this, Mel!
Melanie: Take your hands off her!
Tracy: No! Don't you dare! No, don't, please!
[starts crying as the cuts on her are revealed when Brooke pulls down her sleeve]
Brooke: See! She cuts!
Tracy: [crying] That's none of your business you *fucking* Frankenstein!
Brooke: Oh, no, this child is my business, you little cunt!
Melanie: That's enough, you have to get out.
[Brooke and Evie slowly start to walk out]
Melanie: Now!
Brooke: [softly] C'mon Evie, let's go.
Evie: [crying] Who would wanna stay in this shit hole anyways?
[screams]
Evie: It fucking stinks in here, Mel!

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Tracy: [Sitting on Evie's bed, drinking beer] So, you want me to prove it, lesbo?
Evie: Hell, no.

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Tracy: Want me to prove it lesbo?
Evie: Hell Nooo!
[Tracy kisses Evie]
Evie: I barely even felt that!
Tracy: Well see if you can feel this one then!
[Tracy pushes Evie on floor and kisses her more passionatly]
Evie: Well,okay!

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Tracy: [speaking in gibberish] Why does my tongue hurt?
Evie: Maybe because you gave head.

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Tracy: The fur was thicker at Red Balls.

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Mason: Stupid fucker!

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Tracy: [Tracy comes home wasted] Shouldn't you tell Mom how you get stoned every night?
Mason: She knows I smoke pot, Tracy. Look at your pupils. You're *so* fucking busted.

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[first lines]
Tracy: Hit me. I'm serious, I can't feel anything, hit me! Again, do it harder! I can't feel anything, this is awesome!

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[last lines]
Tracy: Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

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Tracy: [Tracey walks into the bathroom in a huff, Astrid looks over] So, you wanna just go to the boardwalk and sell some shit?
Astrid: [putting stickers on her face in the mirror] I can't. I'm late for my Biology actually, we're doing a play and I'm the mermaid.
[raises eyebrows and walks out of bathroom]
Tracy: [stares into mirror, applying makeup]

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Evie: [huffing computer duster] I hear this little wah-wah-wah inside my head...
Tracy: That's your brain cells popping!

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