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78 out of 118 people found the following review useful:
When Rachel Weisz and Christopher Walken are funnier than Ben Stiller and Jack Black in a comedy, you know there has to be something wrong with the movie., 3 May 2004
Author: nickanddread from Red Hook.NY
Weak, underdeveloped, and very painful to watch attempt at comedy by Barry
Levinson that is a real eyesore in many, many ways. First, it has a plot
that only a 30 minute sitcom could hold and second, it makes Ben Stiller
Jack Black look like rank amateurs that just started out from stand up
comedy. It makes them both look bad in ways that can't really be defined.
Nether of the actors is able to make this bad script work, and they fail
miserably while trying. The direction is also pretty bad, and it makes
Levinson look like a inspiring film student with no talent, and judging by
the last few films that he has made, he should stop before they kick him
of Hollywood all together. This movie is more his fault than the actors
involved and you can see that by how bad certain scenes were staged and
way the movie feels in certain places. The film does have its funny
with Christopher Walken doing his quaky best to keep the audience
in what is going on, and Rachel Weisz, who gives a funny performance with
very underwritten character. Too bad nether of them are able to get pass
the bad direction and lousy script that makes this film so bad in the
Avoid this film like the plague.
98 out of 170 people found the following review useful:
Look out Ishtar, you've got competition!, 18 November 2004
Author: megafurry from Montreal, Quebec, Canada
This is my first movie review on IMDb. I was forced to register after
watching this movie. I cannot in good conscience allow this movie to be
unreviewed by me. The people must be warned!
First of all, my rating is: 0 (as in "zero")
I love Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Rachel Weis, and Christopher Walken, and yet, I hated this movie. There is a plot, but who cares when there's no script. The dialogue is unreal and plain boring, the situations are contrived, the flow of events is slow and somewhat arbitrary, the characters are unsympathetic and uninteresting, and the story, although based on a good premise, is stupid. This movie is a piece of poo.
Never mind wasting MONEY on this movie, it's not even worth your TIME spent watching it. Please do not see it... I beg of you!
41 out of 66 people found the following review useful:
What an odd film!, 30 April 2004
I just saw this movie at a sneak preview and all I can say is..."What did
just watch????" And I mean that in a good and bad way.
The plot is really simple. Stiller and Black play friends/neighbors. Stiller is the focused, hardworker while Black is a dreamer. Black invents this idea to create a spray that erases poo. The idea becomes very popular, and Black becomes very rich. The extravagant lifestyle that Black gains and the fact that he still tries to be best friends with Stiller causes Stiller to become crazy with envy.
As I said, the plot is simple. Everything else is plain odd. The direction is odd, with a weird rotating opening shot to out-of-nowhere sped up sequences. The dialouge and the acting is very odd; odd in a rambling sort of way. And the sound track is the oddest thing in the movie, from the weird "Envy" song that keeps on reappearing to the scene where you think you're going to hear a classic 80's song but suddenly it's in Japanese.
So, the true question is this...is odd funny? That depends purely on the individual. I was cracking up at the shear unwavering weirdness of the movie. After the screening I heard people call it horribly unfunny and glad that it was free. Strangely, I understood their point. There are no jokes whatsoever, so if you aren't hooked by the uniqueness of it all, you will hate this movie. Absolutely hate it.
This movie is destined to lose a lot of money at the box office and become a DVD cult classic. If you can laugh at a movie with no real jokes, like Cable Guy or Punch Drunk Love, then I suggest you see it. If you don't, run away from this movie. It'll only make you mad.
25 out of 36 people found the following review useful:
No Wonder Christopher Walken Plays in This, 22 April 2008
Author: alexkolokotronis from Queens, New York
This could be looked at in many different ways. This movie sucks, its
good or its just plain weird. The third one probably explains this
movie best. It has strange themes and just has a strange plot. So who
else but Christopher Walken would play in this no matter how bad,
average or even how good it might be.
The acting was what you would expect especially out of Ben Stiller. Jack Black I have always liked so you know what you will get out of him but this is not bad. Christopher Walken is always off the wall. He is always enjoyable to watch no matter how bad the movie is. Comedy wise it is somewhat funny. This of course meaning that it does have its moments (though very few) but can get a little over top here and there which makes me feel like the movie is just desperate for laughs but of course not in a good way.
The directing was average as well. Barry Levinson is a slightly overrated director and really did not do a good job here. This movie seemed that it had a lot more potential and he did not do much to reach it. Just very average and did not seem like a lot of effort was put into making this film.
The writing is the key to a good comedy. Obviously that means the writing here failed. At best it is below average. Considering it does have its moments it was not too horrible. That is never a good thing to say about a movie though.
If not for Christopher Walken and it stupid ridiculous ending I would have given it a lower rating. He is always quite a character in his movies. Stil this is just a whacked out strange movie with strange characters that really don't go anywhere. Not completely horrible but I would not really recommend it though because it is a very forgettable movie.
32 out of 54 people found the following review useful:
Slightly Good and Quietly Funny, 7 December 2004
Author: b5txfan from San Antonio, TX
Saw it in May 04 when it first came out (yes in an empty theater) and thought it was quietly funny with a moral lesson. Not for everyone but if you like Stiler, Black or Walken, see the movie and judge for yourself. If you are a critic and you are looking for art, forget it. If you are looking for a rainy night rental movie that you can eat some cheap popcorn and diet coke to, then this is a movie you can enjoy. You don't have to think too hard to enjoy the comedy and the moral is easy to pick up on. It won't win any awards nor go down in cinema history as a gem but it's worth the price of the rent and don't forget to rewind. I give it 7 out of 10 Frogs.
48 out of 86 people found the following review useful:
Humorless, 2 June 2005
Author: Blake W from United States
I couldn't wait to put this movie in my DVD player when I rented it. Then after I started it, I couldn't wait to get it OUT of my DVD player. Actually I watched all of the movie. My wife and I kept waiting and waiting for something funny to happen, but nothing funny ever does. The box read like the it would be really funny. The premise of the movie sound good. Ben Stiller is funny. Jack Black is funny. How could this movie miss? Well....it does miss! This is the unfunniest "comedy" I have ever watched. Nobody I have talked with thought it was even slightly funny. It is just a really lame movie. Trust me. Avoide it....AVOIDE IT!!
31 out of 56 people found the following review useful:
Future Cult Classic, 3 August 2006
Author: Christian Ayers from Cambridge, MA
Cult classics are nearly impossible to predict. Who could guess that
Vision Quest, Fight Club, and 2001: A Space Oddysey, movies that were
panned by critics and audiences alike upon their release, would become
immensely popular? Like many IMDBers, I consider myself a movie expert.
Unlike the majority of those who hated Envy(evidenced by a dismal 4.4
rating), I found Envy to be one of the funniest movies in the last
The plot of the movie is ridiculous. The dialogue isn't clever, the scenes have little continuity, and the script seems like it was written by a fourth grader. But that's exactly why the movie is so hilarious. You see, in order to appreciate the accidental genius of Envy, you have to enjoy the movie from an ironically-detached point of view.
Why do I love Envy? Because the movie is bad to the point that it becomes good. This is the recipe for a cult classic, and Envy definitely fits the bill.
7 out of 9 people found the following review useful:
Say what you want, Envy is hilarious!, 15 November 2005
Was the script more fitting for a 30 minute sitcom? Yes, but they still make it work! I thought the actors did a fantastic job with an otherwise bland script, especially Jack Black and Christopher Walken. Most people on the board seem to really hate this film. I personally can't see how that could be, but Envy is just one of those film that you either love it or hate it. Much like Napoleon Dynamite and every Leslie Neilsen movie ever made. You either think it's one of the worst movies ever made or one of the funniest. Don't avoid this movie because of the reviews. Watch it and see if you're one of the ones who really like it! If you do, I guarantee it's worth your money. If you don't like it... well, now you know.
14 out of 24 people found the following review useful:
Excruciating, 30 January 2006
Author: cael_cyndar_2004 from United States
This has to be the most brutally unfunny "comedy" I've ever seen in my life. Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and Christopher Walken as a crazed homeless man CAN'T make me laugh? Something's got to be wrong with this picture. This is the only movie I've ever felt like walking out of. I used free passes, and still felt like I wanted my money back. I can wholeheartedly say that the only movie I've ever seen worse than this one was HOUSE OF THE DEAD. The. ONLY. worse. movie. I laughed very slightly at the merry-go-round scene, and that's it. Spending 2 hours in something billed as a comedy should get you more than one laugh, right? I don't know, I guess the filmmakers thought that "flan" was a funny word, or something. And the other running joke really is beating a dead horse--literally.
8 out of 13 people found the following review useful:
Misfires across every aspect to produce a pointless film whose only merit is how forgettable it is, 18 July 2007
Author: bob the moo
Tim Dingman and Nick Vanderpark are neighbours and colleagues working
down at 3M in middle-management jobs with vague prospects for more. Tim
scores highly across the board on his performance chart, but dreamer
Nick flunks on focus. Constantly discussing his pipe-dreams, Nick has
worn down Tim to the point where he doesn't listen any more. However
when Nick does hit on something, Tim ignores the chance to invest.
Eighteen months later and Nick is rich beyond his wildest dreams and
has covered his house across the street into a mansion. Meanwhile Tim
has been left feeling inadequate and jealous of Nick's success.
I'm surprised by the amount of hate put aside for this film, not because it is bad but more because, having seen it, I'm struggling to have any strong feelings towards it one way or another as it is all very bland and misfiring. I can understand why professional critics laid into it; it is not that often that they sees stars fall so when someone has a high-profile flop, it is almost like a competition to write the most savage review and of course the public mostly follow suit at first. Anyway, I'm not quite sure what the plot is here because it seems to be being made up as it goes along and there is no flow to it.
Worse than this, there are no real laughs either. Occasionally (and I mean very occasionally) there are some slightly amusing moments but mostly it is just one misfired attempt at humour after another and the overwhelming impact on me was one of inducing boredom. The cast are wasted with the material, which is where the weakness lies. Stiller needed to produce a real person and then move him into extremes in the way that has worked for him before. Here though he cannot find the person and instead he just mugs his way through. Black is left on the sidelines to occasionally act like a big kid, he doesn't suit the role and he deserved something better but he is nothing compared to the waste of the fine actress Weisz, who hopefully at least had fun on this cause I can't imagine this film brought her anything else. Walken is OK but only because he is being "Walken" throughout which is still fun because he is now like someone doing a really good impression of Christopher Walken, which is fun I guess.
Overall then a bad film but not in the ranting "burning torches in the street" sense that some reviewers have done but just in the "pointless wasted of time with nothing at all of value" sense. At best it amuses but mostly every aspect of it misfires most of the time and it only succeeded in making me bored.
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