Not only am I drowning in debt and all of my savings are gone, all six credit cards are maxed out, and the only thing I have to show for it is a hole in my resume and stockholders that don't amount to a roll of toilet paper, single ply.
Oh, that's nothing. I gave up a great job in San Francisco, I move my family half-way across the country, I just closed on this hugely expensive house, and we all hate Houston!
I got you both beat. Yeah, my savings are gone and, yeah, I've got the expensive new ...