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Head of State (2003) More at IMDbPro »

Brian Lewis: God bless America. And no place else.

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Mays Gilliam: I live in a neighborhood so bad, you can get shot while ya gettin' shot.

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Mays Gilliam: No you can't buy tires with food stamps!

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The Woman: You the man!
Mays Gilliam: You the woman!

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Klansman: Hi, I'm a Klansman. I hate niggers, Jews, and fags, but I love Bryan Lewis!
[Cuts To Video Tape Of Osama Bin Laden]
Osama Bin Laden: Yo yo wassup I'm Osama Bin Laden. I hate America but I love Bryan Lewis.

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Little girl: If I see Mays Gilliam I'm gonna bust a cap in his ass.

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Mays Gilliam: I asked my niece the other day what 4 plus 4 was. She said 44.
Crowd Member: It is!

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Mays Gilliam: You ask for a pension, they give you a pen. Now what the hell am I supposed to do with a damn pen? I should just stab you in the neck with this pen.

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Mays Gilliam: You show me a grown man that's never said shit and I'll show you somebody that's full of shit!

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Mitch Gilliam: There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna whup your ass.

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Mays Gilliam: If we had laws on the Destiny's Child Video, we'd have less crime.
Brian Lewis: I think we should let the people decide.
Mays Gilliam: The people can't decide! The people are too busy gettin shot in the ass!

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[Mays and Mitch are interrupting Brian Lewis's campaign commercial shoots to force him to debate Mays]
Mays Gilliam: I thought I told you that we won't stop, I thought I told you that we won't stop!

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Mays Gilliam: The guy's avoiding me like he owes me child support.

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Mitch Gilliam: You gotta dress for the job you want, not the job you got.

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Mays Gilliam: [in his closing speech at the presidential debate] America is the richest, most powerful country on earth. If America was a woman, she would be a big-tittied woman. Everybody loves a big-tittied woman!

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Mays Gilliam: I'm the Government, I can do anything.

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Reporter: Who did you vote for?
Meat Man: For what?
Reporter: The President.
Meat Man: Of what?
Reporter: The United States.
Meat Man: Of what?
Reporter: Of America.
Meat Man: What America?
Reporter: North America.
Meat Man: Naw slick, I don't vote. You wanna buy some of this meat or what?

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Mays Gilliam: Where are we on this running mate thing?
Debra Lassiter: I've been making calls. Nobody wants to run with you.
Mays Gilliam: Well, who'd you call?
Debra Lassiter: Everybody.
Mays Gilliam: Did you call Hammer?
Debra Lassiter: [Irritated] No, I did not call Hammer.
Mays Gilliam: Well, then you didn't call everybody.

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Debra Lassiter: That's exactly what we wanted to talk to you about.
Martin Geller: We'd like you to run for President.
Mays Gilliam: Of what?
Martin Geller: The United States.
Mays Gilliam: Of what?
Martin Geller: Of America.
Mays Gilliam: Which America?
Debra Lassiter: NORTH... America, Mays.
Mays Gilliam: Get out of here.

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Mays Gilliam: [shouts] Security!

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Super Whore drill instructor: [shouts] You call yourself a whore?

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Mitch Gilliam: You can survive a stroke, but the high prices of medicine will give you a heart attack.

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Mays Gilliam: Don't steal my car now.
Warren: I don't want that garbage.
Warren: What'm I gonna do? Feed yo car to my car, man?

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Players Ball pimp: Don't I know you?
Debra Lassiter: No!

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