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Garfield: [voiceover] My first stop was the city morgue. As I walked up the stairs I saw my old adversary at the top of the steps. It was Lt. Washington.

Lt. Washington: Shpayed, what brings you down here? Trying to find a client?

Garfield: Sure, lieutenant. He's the one your blue-boys shot out back for jaywalking.

Lt. Washington: Watch it, Shpayed. I've still got your license under investigation.

Garfield: Oh, really? Then I know its safe for a while.

Lt. Washington: Shpayed, don't push me!

Garfield: Wouldn't dream of it, lieutenant. Have a nishe day.

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Tanya: Are you spayed?

Garfield: [sighs] I never know how to answer that question.

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Jon: [seeing Garfield in the closet; last lines] Garfield, what're you doing in here?

Garfield: Getting ready to role the credits, pal.

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Garfield: Why someone would murder a 23-year-old college professor was beyond me. Maybe he delivered just one too many lectures on the Boxer Rebellion. Stranger things have happened in this town.

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Garfield: San Francisco's a beautiful city. Cable cars, fog rollin' off the bay, Chinatown, the Golden Gate Bridge, the wharf; gee, I wish I lived there.

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