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Two American mafiosi, Gino and Settimo, take refuge in the Glasgow cafe owned by their Scottish/Italian cousin. But cousin Roberto isn't the tough guy they'd expected. His strengths are fish frying and stamp collecting, and he thinks Magnum 45s are a type of ice cream. Gino and Settimo try to repay Roberto's hospitality by chasing off a debt collector who wants his property, but their strong arm tactics alarm him and he realises they aren't the PR consultants they claimed to be Written by
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You think you've got family problems.
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When Gino and Settimo arrive at the airport, the interior is clearly showing Glasgow "Prestwick" airport, however when Roberto leaves the airport in his van with Gino and Settimo he drives across the roundabout which is outside Glasgow International (Abbotsinch) airport which is 35 miles away from Prestwick.
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Quotes
Tony:
This guy's pointin' a gun at me. Hey you, be nice and put the gun away.
Taras:
Tell the fat bastard to shut up!
Tony:
Who you callin' a fat bastard?
Taras:
Shut it!
Tony:
Don't yell at me sonny, I'm jet-lagged.
Taras:
You want to be drop dead? Huh? Think you can keep your fuckin' mouth shut, huh?
Tony:
I think my boys would miss me.
Taras:
They'll survive.
Tony:
No, not them. Them.
[
two dozen thugs with guns come out]
[...]
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Soundtracks
"Lailola"
Performed by Donatella
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I saw this film 7 hours ago and my sides still hurt from laughing. This is NOT high drama, but an excellent escapism film with well developed characters - deliberately stereotypes but they achieve the purpose of the director. Excellent acting - you'll walk out wiping the tears from your eyes and smiling at everybody.