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The Simpsons: Road Rage (Video Game 2001) Poster

(2001 Video Game)

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Homer Simpson: Get in, I've got candy

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Groundskeeper Willy: Eat tractor!

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[after running over somebody]

Krusty the Clown: Now that's comedy!

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Chief Wiggum: Can you take me home? Thieves stole my police car.

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Mr. Burns: I'll be watching you.

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Groundskeeper Willy: Get ready for some Big Willy Style!

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Moe: Stop the car, or I'll punch you in the neck!

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Apu: Stop, you crazy driver!

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Apu: Your speediness will be rewarded in the next life.

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Krusty the Clown: Oh boy! There's another lawsuit!

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Krusty the Clown: Hey-hey! Get in the car and shut up!

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Homer Simpson: Boy, remember what daddy told you about being responsible and showing up for work on time? Well it's all a lie.

Bart Simpson: Homer, that's America to me.

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[last lines]

Mr. Burns: I've had it with you people complaining about my "scary glowing buses"! I haven't seen a display of civil disobedience this comptemptable since the Summer of love. You want the Transit system back? Then take it! But don't think for a moment, that you've seen the last of Monty Burns!

[Mr. Burns laughes evilly and pulls a switch, opening a trap door]

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Homer Simpson: [driving into Mr. Burns' garden to destroy his statues] You'll know my name when we're finished here Burns!

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Mr. Burns: [after you avoid Mr. Burns while chasing you] Steal my passengers, will you? We'll see about that!

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Mr. Burns: Steal any of my passengers and you'll pay for it my friend! You'll pay dearly!

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Mr. Burns: Another defiant motorist? You'll soon learn your lesson friend!

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Abraham Simpson: DMV please! I like to wait in line.

Krusty the Clown: Ugh, I once nailed a groupie there!

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Bart Simpson: Krusty! What's up with Springfield's greatest entertainer?

Krusty the Clown: Plenty, thanks to Viagra!

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Barney: Take me to the Duff Brewery. The happiest place in the world!

[burps]

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Homer Simpson: Take me to the courthouse! I'm late for my sentencing!

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Moe: I'm gonna die lonely and ugly and dead!

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Moe: I don't go to where you work and tell you you're running out of time!

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Mr. Burns: Another driver on the road? Blast your hide to Hades you meddling fool!

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Mr. Burns: Well thank you very much Mr. 'I'm too good to ride the bus'! I hope you asphyxiate on your exhaust fumes and die a horrible death!

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Mr. Burns: A shiny new donkey to the man who brings me the head of Homer Simpson!

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Mr. Burns: Soapbox racers, electric cars. This is a transit town! Not the 1967 World's Fair!

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Mr. Burns: You'll rue the day you crossed C. Montgomery Burns!

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Mr. Burns: Let the fools have their automobiles, I say!

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Milhouse: You're too slow! I'm outta here!

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Moe: What's up Barney? How you feelin' after last night?

Barney: My back kinda hurts. I fell asleep on some power lines.

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Mr. Burns: I've seen circus chimps who drive faster than you do!

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Homer Simpson: I need to go to my workstation. My sleeping bag is there.

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Homer Simpson: Take me to the Power Plant. I'm on a mission for fission!

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Lisa Simpson: The Ear Piercery please. Time for this little girl to get hip!

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Abraham Simpson: You're the worse driver since Fanny Brice!

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Barney: Dating service please. I should have no problem finding a lady.

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Krusty the Clown: You drive worse than Mr. Teeney!

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Bart Simpson: Ice cream shop please! I need some butter brickle to take the edge off.

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Moe: I was born to fail!

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Moe: Oh, hiya, Homer.

Homer Simpson: Hey, Moe! Still tryin' to work off those gambling debts, eh?

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Homer Simpson: [understandably scared] Mr. Burns wants me in his office right away. If I'm late he'll have me eliminated!

Moe: You got it.

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Homer Simpson: You drive like I think... slowly!

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Quimby: Stop, you idiot!

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Marge: An Indian cab driver? Now I've seen everything!

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Krusty the Clown: Ow, my shoes!

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Homer Simpson: [singing] I am so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

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Marge: Move your keister mister.

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Chief Wiggum: Ow! Sat on my gun.

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Groundskeeper Willy: Aii, I got to go to Skinner's. He's making me hose off his mother.

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Milhouse: Take me home please. I've got to recover from a wedgie.

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Chief Wiggum: [after running somebody over] I'd call an Ambulance, but those guys are jerks

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Reverend Lovejoy: Oh good lord it's the demon child!

Bart Simpson: [evil voice] Hi Reverend.

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Abraham Simpson: Sit down and shut up.

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Barney: Can you take me to church? I did something last night I need to confess - but I don't remember what it was.

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Homer Simpson: [after the clock runs out] What do you mean game over?

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Homer Simpson: [after being told where to drive] Ooh Can I come?

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Homer Simpson: [Crashing into another car] Outta my way jerkass!

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Quimby: [gets into Abraham's vehicle] Hello there. Can you take me to the nearest eating establishment?

Abraham Simpson: Back in my day we called sandwiches "flat bready". It cost four playing cards a bite.

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Chief Wiggum: [after taking flight whilst driving] Maybe pigs CAN fly!

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Barney: [after hitting someone] Same thing happened when I took my drivers' test!

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Professor Frink: [after hitting someone]

[sounds like Jerry Lewis]

Professor Frink: No, I didn't mean to hit a person!

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Barney: [after being told where to drive] Sure thing, Madam President.

[burps]

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Abraham Simpson: [after running someone over] Did I just hit something?

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Abraham Simpson: [after running someone over] Damn teenagers!

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Barney: [start of game] Ow, my head hurts! What did I do last night?

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Marge: Barney, you look terrible!

Barney: Well, w - , yeah, I slept with my head in the toilet!

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Moe: [telling the driver where to drive] Duff Brewery. Paint thinner should hold them until I get back with some fresh kegs.

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Comic Book Guy: [if he doesn't have any special quotes for his destination] Warp speed!

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Barney: [after taking flight while driving] Hey! Where'd the ground go?

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Abraham Simpson: [after hitting someone] Am I going to jail for that?

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Professor Frink: [after hitting someone] Uh-oh! Now, that wasn't supposed to happen.

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Hans Moleman: The dentist, please. I swallowed my last tooth.

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Abraham Simpson: [start of game] Oh, I sure hope I don't fall asleep at the wheel!

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Abraham Simpson: [when time runs out] Would somebody tell me what just happened?

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Bart Simpson: Grandpa, they let you out?

Abraham Simpson: I left a mannequin in my bed!

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Mr. Burns: [after ramming the player] I haven't had this much pep since the night I cold-called Calvin Coolidge!

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Snake: All right! Take me to the bank, I have to conduct an armed transaction!

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Chief Wiggum: [if he wants to go to Snake's Apartment] Can you take me to this address? I have to deliver a warrant.

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Snake: [picking someone up] All right! A sucker!

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Snake: [picking someone up] We're off to the races!

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Barney: [after hitting someone] Go back to your own planet!

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Krusty the Clown: [after hitting someone] Oh boy, there's another lawsuit!

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Marge: Grandpa, what are you doing outside?

Abraham Simpson: [concerned and obviously confused] I don't know!

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Milhouse: I feel barfy!

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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