The Simpsons: Road Rage (2001 Video Game)
[after running over somebody]
Krusty the Clown: Now that's comedy!
Chief Wiggum: Can you take me home? Thieves stole my police car.
Groundskeeper Willy: Get ready for some Big Willy Style!
Apu: Your speediness will be rewarded in the next life.
Homer Simpson: Boy, remember what daddy told you about being responsible and showing up for work on time? Well it's all a lie.
Bart Simpson: Homer, that's America to me.
Mr. Burns: I've had it with you people complaining about my "scary glowing buses"! I haven't seen a display of civil disobedience this comptemptable since the Summer of love. You want the Transit system back? Then take it! But don't think for a moment, that you've seen the last of Monty Burns!
[Mr. Burns laughes evilly and pulls a switch, opening a trap door]
Homer Simpson: [driving into Mr. Burns' garden to destroy his statues] You'll know my name when we're finished here Burns!
Mr. Burns: [after you avoid Mr. Burns while chasing you] Steal my passengers, will you? We'll see about that!
Mr. Burns: Steal any of my passengers and you'll pay for it my friend! You'll pay dearly!
Mr. Burns: Another defiant motorist? You'll soon learn your lesson friend!
Abraham Simpson: DMV please! I like to wait in line.
Krusty the Clown: Ugh, I once nailed a groupie there!
Bart Simpson: Krusty! What's up with Springfield's greatest entertainer?
Krusty the Clown: Plenty, thanks to Viagra!
Barney: Take me to the Duff Brewery. The happiest place in the world!
Homer Simpson: Take me to the courthouse! I'm late for my sentencing!
Moe: I don't go to where you work and tell you you're running out of time!
Mr. Burns: Another driver on the road? Blast your hide to Hades you meddling fool!
Mr. Burns: Well thank you very much Mr. 'I'm too good to ride the bus'! I hope you asphyxiate on your exhaust fumes and die a horrible death!
Mr. Burns: A shiny new donkey to the man who brings me the head of Homer Simpson!
Mr. Burns: Soapbox racers, electric cars. This is a transit town! Not the 1967 World's Fair!
Mr. Burns: You'll rue the day you crossed C. Montgomery Burns!
Mr. Burns: Let the fools have their automobiles, I say!
Moe: What's up Barney? How you feelin' after last night?
Barney: My back kinda hurts. I fell asleep on some power lines.
Mr. Burns: I've seen circus chimps who drive faster than you do!
Homer Simpson: I need to go to my workstation. My sleeping bag is there.
Homer Simpson: Take me to the Power Plant. I'm on a mission for fission!
Lisa Simpson: The Ear Piercery please. Time for this little girl to get hip!
Abraham Simpson: You're the worse driver since Fanny Brice!
Barney: Dating service please. I should have no problem finding a lady.
Bart Simpson: Ice cream shop please! I need some butter brickle to take the edge off.
Homer Simpson: [understandably scared] Mr. Burns wants me in his office right away. If I'm late he'll have me eliminated!
Moe: You got it.
Homer Simpson: [singing] I am so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aii, I got to go to Skinner's. He's making me hose off his mother.
Milhouse: Take me home please. I've got to recover from a wedgie.
Chief Wiggum: [after running somebody over] I'd call an Ambulance, but those guys are jerks
Barney: Can you take me to church? I did something last night I need to confess - but I don't remember what it was.
Homer Simpson: [after the clock runs out] What do you mean game over?
Homer Simpson: [after being told where to drive] Ooh Can I come?
Homer Simpson: [Crashing into another car] Outta my way jerkass!
Quimby: [gets into Abraham's vehicle] Hello there. Can you take me to the nearest eating establishment?
Abraham Simpson: Back in my day we called sandwiches "flat bready". It cost four playing cards a bite.
Chief Wiggum: [after taking flight whilst driving] Maybe pigs CAN fly!
Barney: [after hitting someone] Same thing happened when I took my drivers' test!
Professor Frink: [after hitting someone]
[sounds like Jerry Lewis]
Professor Frink: No, I didn't mean to hit a person!
Barney: [after being told where to drive] Sure thing, Madam President.
Abraham Simpson: [after running someone over] Did I just hit something?
Barney: [start of game] Ow, my head hurts! What did I do last night?
Moe: [telling the driver where to drive] Duff Brewery. Paint thinner should hold them until I get back with some fresh kegs.
Comic Book Guy: [if he doesn't have any special quotes for his destination] Warp speed!
Barney: [after taking flight while driving] Hey! Where'd the ground go?
Abraham Simpson: [after hitting someone] Am I going to jail for that?
Professor Frink: [after hitting someone] Uh-oh! Now, that wasn't supposed to happen.
Abraham Simpson: [start of game] Oh, I sure hope I don't fall asleep at the wheel!
Abraham Simpson: [when time runs out] Would somebody tell me what just happened?
Mr. Burns: [after ramming the player] I haven't had this much pep since the night I cold-called Calvin Coolidge!
Snake: All right! Take me to the bank, I have to conduct an armed transaction!
Chief Wiggum: [if he wants to go to Snake's Apartment] Can you take me to this address? I have to deliver a warrant.
Krusty the Clown: [after hitting someone] Oh boy, there's another lawsuit!
Marge: Grandpa, what are you doing outside?
Abraham Simpson: [concerned and obviously confused] I don't know!