Chris embarks on an odyssey of self-discovery that spans the globe. Kidnapped and enslaved by gun smugglers, sold by pirates and thrust into the murky underworld of gambling and kickboxing,... See full summary »
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Jean-Claude Van Damme,
A little princess, Elisa, is living happily with her eleven brothers when their father, the old King, remarries. Bedazzled by his new Queen's beauty and powers of enchantment, he sends ... See full summary »
A successful London ad-exec hires a beautiful Hungarian girl to pose for some modeling shots, little realising that she has overheard an assassination plot and is now being hunted by some ... See full summary »
A British multinational seeks to overthrow a vicious dictator in central Africa. It hires a band of (largely aged) mercenaries in London and sends them in to save the virtuous but ... See full summary »
Andrew V. McLaglen
The classic story from the early days of Rome where there are no women. Romulus, the founder of Rome, finds women to be wives from Sabina where there are a lot of women. The Sabine men, of ... See full summary »
A European arms dealer (Roger Moore) meets a liberated woman journalist (Susannah York), who is writing a story about the ridiculous things men do with the armaments during a NATO war games... See full summary »
Failed pilot about international master thief and master of disguise known as the Saint who is asked by a desperate rich man to find his kidnapped daughter. However, someone dangerous is after the Saint as well, other than the cops.
If you're 6 and this is your first film, that's the only chance you'll say it is the best you've ever seen, because you'll never want to see any more. Stupid, sick and insulting to any sane person. The climax of this wannabe film is its title, that paraphrases two Slovenian classics: Vesna from 1953 and Na svoji zemlji (1948). Watching Na svoji vesni made me wanna cry, because in my country many good films have been made, including Academy Award nominee for short picture (A)torzija (2003), which have shown some potential of our filmmakers. To say the least this "film" hasn't any script; actually it's made of unconnected gags, actors do not deserve such word and so on...
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